I live my life one quarterpounder at a time.
Madison, WI
Joined April 2008
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Things wrong with my @BurgerKing order today:
Missing chocolate milk.
Missing bbq dipping sauce.
Received fries instead of onion rings.
Missing tomato on Whopper JR.
I don't think I've had so many things wrong on one order ever in my life.
Why do people not understand zipper merges and feel the need to block both lanes? Asking for a friend.
I've been poking around more with BlueSky. If any of you Twitter followers are on BlueSky, hit me up @kriswd40.bsky.social
Unlikely I'm going to post much here on Twitter but maybe if BlueSky takes off, I'll post more there.
Main Event Kris Steele retweeted
This tweet is forever immortalized on the internet because it’s so freaking accurate and the effect it has on people’s brains in the real world is just amazing
Main Event Kris Steele retweeted
the fundamental problem Democrats have is that while the right has an entire media ecosystem built to bash Democrats the left also has an entire media ecosystem…built to bash Democrats
Main Event Kris Steele retweeted
Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
