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“That’s a load bearing yak you’re shaving.“ Forensic Cryptoscatologist @ The Fruit Company. He/Him

Sleepy Hollow, WY
Joined February 2008
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Today marks 71 years since I started at Apple in 2006.
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Knock Knock. Who's there? UDP. UDP Who?
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Every day is Anxiety Awareness Day if you have anxiety.
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I don’t remember there being ⁦@barenakedladies⁩ Albums named Asian Kick or Hot-Honey Garlic. Although if there were, I would definitely buy them.
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In addition to huge changes regarding the App Store EU and cloud gaming apps globally, iOS 17.4 is also bringing native transcription support for Apple Podcasts! Stay tuned for more…
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I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours
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Hey @VancityReynolds - I'm trying to prove that not all Canadians know each other. Can you confirm that we don't know each other? (And specifically that we didn't get together to watch the filthy Bruins beat the Canucks in 2011?)
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Today’s Cocktail: The Michael Scott. Scotch & Splenda. Tastes like Splenda, gets you drunk like Scotch.
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I just heard a sound and told my 12 year old “That sounds just like the Emergency Broadcast System” from TV. He looked confused and said “what?!” They don’t know. None of them know. Oh sweet summer children.
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Sure, Sisyphus has his issues, but by now I'm betting he's RIPPED!
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I'm in a meeting that would be a classic commercial for the reading of The Mythical Man Month.
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Would you say you had a plethora of piñatas?
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What do I do at work? I’m in DevOops. No, not DevOps. Those people fix things.
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Sometimes I forget how hard it@is to learn a new programming language. I’m trying to learn Starlark and it’s just different enough from python to keep throwing me for a loop.
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Do things ever get recombobulated?
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If the 49ers had somehow pulled out a win, they’d have been left with no choice but to have re-signed Colin Kapernick for the Super Bowl.
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Can confirm that Denise's SketchNotes are *amazing*. I followed them during QCon a while ago and they are outstanding.
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being a manager is a level of responsibility that imo is not given the weight it should be. it’s a promo it’s not a promo we all lead etc like no, you literally have the power to move life-changing amounts of capital toward some ppl and away from others can we talk about that ?!
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I really want a way to tell my iPhone: I want notifications for App X during these hours, and not otherwise.
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How does it feel to be an expert in a dying field?
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