Member: WGA. TV Writer. Pretty Little Liars, PLL: The Perfectionists.
Los Angeles, CA
Joined February 2009
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This whole fake Dan Sullivan thing is the dumbest of dumbs. Does no Democrat understand that elections in Alaska are ranked choice? If I’m a Republican voter in Alaska, I just list all of the Republicans (or Dan Sullivans) as my top choices. Doesn’t help Peltola much at all.
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Reckon you could do better?
Everyone has a take on how the President’s doing. Here, you get the job. Write what you’d do in your own words, and find out whether America backs you or turns on you.
@SeanFennessey I had a different take on the end of the film. I feel like I understand completely who she is. She may not know what her husband is doing. But she “knows.” She chose him because he’d do what he’s doing. That’s why they’re together. Nathan asks the key question…
Finally saw You Can See Everything. Brilliant. And, for me, finally, definitively answers the questions I had about Holmes. I feel like I understand her and her level of guilt and who she is and why things went the way they did and are going the way they are. Brilliant.
Shane Gillis, practicing the greatest of comedic traditions… punching down.
What a terrible monologue. “I’m fat, but at least I can be a dick to gay people and women!” is completely tone deaf.
What a dick.
I'm here for it. Now, how do I get in that writers' room?
'WandaVision' Creator Jac Schaeffer to Develop 'Stargate' Series at Amazon (EXCLUSIVE) variety.com/2026/tv/news/wan…
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If you’re a guy getting worked up over how women are responding to the Cornell rapists situation, then you, yes you, are also part of the problem.
There’s a deep rooted plague in male culture and if you’re not fighting against it, you’re complicit in its continuation.
Say it with me everyone. THE TECH COMPANIES DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING. THEY ARE RELEARNING THAT THERE WAS A REASON TV WORKED THE WAY IT DID. THEY ARE NOT CLEVER. THEY ARE NOT SMART. THEY DISRUPT WITHOUT ANY UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT THEY ARE DOING.
I'm hoping the end of this Apple presentation they reveal it was all made on AI so I can understand how every single person at Apple feels like a robot.
I like to think @bfsrocks Debbie in 1985 is Stacy’s mom from @fountainsofwayn’s Stacy’s Mom.
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If you're a writer with a finished script you want feedback on, I'm a professional TV/Film/Comics writer and my script reads are currently OPEN.
I have 2 slots available for May (I'm late) and 2 for June. Any length project.
Get em while they're hot! Rates/info below
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It is time go! Go to theatre. Sit in chair. Watch Rocky and Grace. 🎟️ Project Hail Mary — now playing in theatres and IMAX everywhere. Get Tickets.
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Millennials are the elite generation because they cranked out 12-page essays the night before they were due. No ChatGPT. No Claude. Just lo-fi beats playing in the background, Black coffee at midnight, footnotes that were somehow correct, and pure delusion. Grade was an A minus. Period.
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It’s a disservice to Michael B. Jordan and all the Best Actor nominees to continue peddling the lie that Chalamet lost because of his comments on opera and ballet. Voting had closed. Jordan deservedly won because his performance and presence garnered more enthusiasm from voters.
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This morning I called James and congratulated him on becoming the Senate nominee. Texas is primed to turn blue and we must remain united because this is bigger than any one person. This is about the future of all 30 million Texans and getting America back on track. With the primary behind us, Democrats must rally around our nominees and win. I’m committed to doing my part and will continue working to elect democrats up and down the ballot.
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it seems increasingly unlikely that humanity will survive Boomers clinging to power