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Wahoo, Nebraska, USA
Joined July 2011
People who don't immediately recognize this as AI and who are comparing it to Cormac McCarthy are now in a different stratification of literacy than those who do clock it
Just started Alice Cooper's autobiography. Already I can tell its going to be excellent. This is NOT going to be the usual "wild men live crazy" rock & roll read.
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This block is so nuts. No idea how he covers that space.
Trevon Brazile blocks his second (!!!!) three-pointer
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Cannot stop laughing at this. Oh, really!? You don't say!?!?
The Denver Nuggets are fielding inquiries on center Zeke Nnaji and have engaged with teams in recent days regarding the former 22nd overall pick in the 2020 NBA Draft, league sources tell @TheConsensusNBA. Denver is willing to explore the trade market for Nnaji.
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We're back for real
Injury Report ahead of tomorrow's game against the Pelicans: QUESTIONABLE: Alpha Diallo (Right Wrist Sprain) OUT: Cam Johnson (Right Ankle Sprain) Spencer Jones (Bilateral Hamstring Injury Management) Julian Strawther (Left Knee Sprain)
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My personal hunch: if you're looking for upsets, they're more likely to be in places w/ lots of secular whites & independents (i.e. the Midwest) than in the Deep South. Not totally unrelated: my lunch locale today.
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Sure, Anthropic may have stolen all the world's intellectual property, destroyed the education system, incited mass layoffs among the corporate class, devalued all art and destroyed social trust but somehow they also managed to lose $80 billion in the first half of 2026
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Sixers gonna need Embiid to move better than this on defense
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It’s probably good to spend hours reading the unfiltered thoughts of morons
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I'm just glad I've broken the generational curse and my kids don't care about football at all
The existential crisis of Nebraska football fandom
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The whole point of art, in fact the point of engaging with another person's thoughts in any capacity, is to expand your very limited individual perspective on the world, not to live in a tiny box perfectly catered to your adolescent personal tastes
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Vangelis composing for BLADE RUNNER (1981)
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One way the iffy vibes around this change could immediately change: a healthy AG who delivers on a promising start to last season and finds himself in the all-star conversation. Jamal had his year. Maybe time for AG to have his?
Aaron Gordon has been the main character through training camp and two preseason games. That's music to every Nuggets fan's ears. He's still the 𝑺𝑶𝑼𝑳 of this team. ✍️ @BrendanVogt 🔗 thednvr.com/nuggets/standout…
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Feels like the shooter always blows the shot after a banger like this one. So hat tip to Cam for draining it and completing the highlight.
Jok is ALREADY doin' this kind of stuff...
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Is this an optical illusion, or did that kick go in?
IT'S NO GOOD 😱 Pitt defeats Virginia Tech in Blacksburg 😯
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Titane (2021)
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I have some students who are more capable than ever before. But the middle has really fallen out. They've been pushed to extremes, mostly due to the varied resources available to them. And yes, it's heartbreaking; for the students, for the faculty, for us all.
Replying to @Tyler_A_Harper
Many, many professors at a wide variety of different kinds of schools (elite and not) are reporting that their students are less prepared and less capable than ever. Perhaps some professors make these observations in ways that are unkind, but mostly they scan to me as anguished.
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night call submissions open TODAY—if you have a piece of: fiction, essay, criticism, theory, or any kind of otherwise unclassifiable prose work on/of/around ghosts, please send it my way at nightcallmag [at] gmail [dot] com
ghost stories for x-mas submissions open 10/1-10/31
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First on my to-listen-to list for tomorrow
Less than 24 hours away. Apollo Brown & Skyzoo - "Luxury Tax", available everywhere at midnight. Fully produced by @ApolloBrown. Physicals on sale tomorrow AM. See y'all soon... FGR/Escapism Recordings #LuxuryTax 💰 Cover photo by @KickJamesTSC Back photo by @TheCamKirk
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So... a lot of talk today about what's on the record, and what's off the record. It should be a delicate balance. My own interesting experience with this happened in 2011. I got a 15-minute interview with Adrian Peterson during the lockout, and it didn't take long for him to go off on the situation. At one point, Peterson said that the NFL owners were subjecting players to "modern-day slavery." You may remember that particular headline. I immediately stopped the interview and asked Peterson if he realized what he just said, and what the damage could be. I said that if he wanted to roll back time about 20 seconds and make that off the record, I would respect that. He said... actually insisted... that it was on the record. Then, he repeated it at maximum volume to remove any doubt. Editorial where I worked at the time wasn't really equipped to deal with it, and I was a noob. Didn't know what to do. I wrote it up and published it. Peterson's agent contacted me and said that I would never have access to any of his clients ever again. He then implied that I made the whole thing up. I responded that I had the entire interview on a digital recording, and I'd be happy to e-mail it to him. I was not engaging in gotcha journalism. I had Peterson's explicit permission (encouragement) to put it out there. I sent the full audio, and never heard another word about it. The point is, I believe we who capture the thoughts of prominent people have an obligation to at least make sure that confidential thoughts are kept as such. Sometimes, we speak off the cuff with emotion and say things we don't mean to say, and we don't always understand the process of making sure some things aren't placed in the public domain. This is not to say that we are responsible for sanitizing anything for anybody. But we are responsible to ensure that the stories we get are gotten fairly. Re: what happened to Mike Macdonald, I don't believe that his interviewer got a story worth violating that implied trust. Because there is no story worth violating that trust.
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