@L69fs

Mark my words: until tomorrow I will never watch sports again

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Nylander: I’m scared of getting this goal transplant. Matthews: It’s ok babe, I’ll be here after your surgery. *Nylander wakes after surgery and sees a nurse* Nylander: Where is Auston? He said he’d be here. Nurse: Who do you think gave you the goals?
Sportsnet
@Sportsnet2 Jan 2019
Auston Matthews says he’s going to do whatever it takes to get William Nylander going again. sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/matt…
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These guys will score at will and proceed to never shoot the fucking puck
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Gonna need a backup stint for Bob at some point here, this shit is untenable
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I love that new Burger King ad where their selling point for the whopper is just a guy saying “this is actually pretty good”
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Is Bobrovsky like 5’7”? Why the hell does he take up so little net on every fuckin shot
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I know the Leafs have won four in a row and the vibes are great but their entire division wins every single game so I’m gonna need them to not squander an easy win in Calgary tonight
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How is it year 8(?) of this rebuild and this team still looks like it’s the day after a year 1 deadline firesale
Cm@leafsforever72Oct 25
Think bedard regrets that deal? Hawks are ass with really nothing to be excited about, horrible rebuild
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The good news is that the leafs are a juggernaut. The bad news is that it will apparently take something like 160 points to make the playoffs in the Atlantic Division 👍
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I don’t have a clue what season high this is referring to but if David said it was “goals” I’d believe him
David Alter
@davidalterOct 25
It took the #Leafs 13 games this season to match their season-high from all of the 2025-26 year.
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Didn’t even notice the “Mick David” Guy I was warned about….
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Why did the Oilers start Jarry against the leafs lmao
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I think about you every day
L69fs@L69fsOct 24
In a just NHL the Leafs and Oilers would play each other a minimum of six times a season
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In a just NHL the Leafs and Oilers would play each other a minimum of six times a season
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Everyone is focused on the burp sound from the day prior but the bulging-eye delivery of “Jaiit” is a thousand times funnier. I’ve almost incapacitated myself laughing at work several times today thinking about this shit
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 23
Trump: "If you don't want communists controlling the US Senate, which is between JAIIIIIIT"
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It cost the Leafs more to get Brandon Carlo than it cost the Devils to get Connor Hellabuck
Winnipeg Jets
@NHLJetsOct 23
We have acquired: 🏒 F Dawson Mercer 🏒 F Alexander Command 🏒 G Nico Daws 🏒 F Nick Bjugstad 🔢 and two draft picks
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if this was a modernist painting, an aesthetic expression of the horrors of the present in which it was created, canon
Reuters Pictures
@reuterspicturesOct 22
Lights are reflected off a bulletproof screen as President Trump speaks during a campaign rally in Greenville, North Carolina. More photos of the week: reut.rs/4ie0qQv 📷 Evan Vucci
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Flowbuds
@joeyfergOct 23
Can't be overstated just what a smart trade Chayka made getting Marchenko for Knies. Top six complimentary player turned into a dynamic first liner. The type of trade we've seen so many other teams make over the years but rarely the Leafs.
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I’m glad we got at least one last “bing” while our sweaty president is still able to campaign. An all-time classic sound effect of his.
Aaron Rupar
@atruparOct 23
Trump: "I don't want you to have to think too much. I'd like to koohhhhh or biiiiiiiing"
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Impossible to overstate the vibes/60 of this team compared to last season
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Craig Berube has been moved to solitary confinement
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