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chaye

@LA_CHAI

You know the burnt-out college student in front of you in line at Target who was intermittently chuckling to herself? Nice to meet you, too.

 New York
Joined October 2011
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Be silly. Be honest. Be kind.
Keep your friend's clothes and your enemy's liquor.
Don't hate your past, without it your not the strong person you are today!
who is excited for the new album??? retweet if your going to buy #pesterize today! @Badchen
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Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. But they forgot MORONS!!
I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"...?
Did you eat a bowl of Fuckhead for breakfast?!?
In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion!
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, the middle one's for you!
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Don't shake the whore tree and expect an angle to fall out of it!
For those who know nothing of how to satisfy a woman: The G spot is located at the end of the word shopping.
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an elephant said to a camel " why are your boobs on your back?" and the camel said "i don't know why is your penis on your face?"
Ur so full of shit I can smell it from here!
You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?.... That's common sense leaving your body.
I have sexdaily!... I mean dyslexia! Fcuk
I'm on my way to Walmart to take the "try me" stickers off the noise making toys and stick them on condom boxes.
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