HW3 Warrior, Software engineer, AI dabbler, Musician, Audio engineer, $TSLA, M3/MY owner

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined May 2021
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“The Full Self-Driving Fallacy” - S13E01
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It may as well be true
Ummm guys, what the hell is this?
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The email presented is fake/satirical. No such confirmation of FSD for HW3 being cancelled for the AUS/NZ market exists. Elon does not take donations. notateslaapp.com/news/4625/tesl…
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‘We don’t need roads - kinda like Jeffrey’s place’ 😆
New "Back to the Future" sequel. 🤣🎃👻
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图灵奖获得者给“飞车”骗子马斯克上了一堂物理课。
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You too can have a flying Tesla for low price of $674.
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Is there anything else left to tax in VIC? Why do we need to drag sheep and goats into this?
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2 week old Model Y Performance hugging the gutter on FSD Teslas response: “yeh mate that’s normal, it’s called lane bias, we’ve known about it for months but haven’t fixed it and don’t know when it will be” And folk like @ryanjaycowan and @CARN0N wonder why people don’t use it here 🤦🏼‍♂️ And before you yanks chime in, it’s a totally different flavor of FSD down here, of course yours doesn’t do this.
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Lane bias - that one was cooked up in the boardroom for sure
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Enough is enough @TeslaAUNZ , it’s been over a year since you left us in the cold, we want answers!
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Stupid electric cars..
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M3LJ retweeted
Replying to @heyitsyashu
TSLA stands out as the highest-risk underperformer over the next 5 years among these, given its valuation hinging more on unproven autonomy/energy options than the solid AI cash-flow trajectories of the others.
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Oh well, time to refresh this earthquake meme
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Earthquake anyone?
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Aussie/NZ HW3 owners, just a reminder that you will be FSD-less this Christmas, again .
All we want for Christmas… is FSD on HW3. 🎄✨ No presents, no stockings, no Santa - just the feature we paid the car to perform. @TeslaAUNZ don’t be a Scrooge.
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This Sly Stallone slop on TikTok is getting crazy
🤖 Made with AI
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Why can’t Tesla do cool shit like this?
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Why does this update 2026.26.2 say ‘your self driving’ when we all know self driving ain’t here yet on HW3?
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This is not an AI problem
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Another reason why not to choose white seats
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Another piece of evergreen slop from last year.
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Anyone else still stuck on MSD?
MSD v1.0 release notes (Me-Self Driving, HW3 Australia) • Hands on wheel, always • Eyes on road, no cabin camera needed • Roundabouts: handled • Rollout: 100% of vehicles, instantly • Uptime: 1,902 days Still happy to trade it in for the real thing. @Tesla @TeslaAUNZ #FSD
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