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Australian-American, SFGiants, Warriors, West Coast Eagles Supercars, Indycar. Sarcastic, and probably inappropriate. No clue really. Also @Stranded_Giants

California, USA
Joined July 2008
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
Cape Town - Newlands: Very busy conditions between the wicket and the dressing room 60/7 #SAvAUST
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
🗣️ “What was a quest for legacy has become a reckoning in Newlands.” 🗣️ “First the World Test Championship and now the world number one ranking.” South Africa HUMBLE Australia by 176 runs to claim the series and the world No.1 ranking 🇿🇦 #SAvAUS 🏏
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
liam if you're getting fired just say fuck it and take verstappen out on sunday you have my full support
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
STEPH MAKES LUKA TOUCH EARTH 😱😱😱
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
BREAKING: The US government borrowed a record $839 billion this week via its sales of Treasury bills and notes, both to repay holders of maturing debt and to raise the additional capital needed to finance the federal deficit.
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
Replying to @ArchiveRacing
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
It was revealed today in court Republicans sent these letters
WHOA! Texas MOM tells JD Vance her DAUGHTER received a letter telling her TO TRANSITION TO A BOY 🤯 Vice President @JDVance: “Talk to our staff because I’d like the Department of Justice to investigate that.” 🇺🇸🔥
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
LMAO. I have always wished journalists could just start asking him questions about fake things just to see what nonsense comes out. Like: “Sir, do you you have a reaction to President Almondo of Marzipan's speech this morning attacking the Norwegian Nobel Committee for failing to award you this year’s Peace Prize?”
A reporter just asked Trump about the removal of Lt. Gen. Brett Sylvia, but referred to him only as "Lt. Gen. Sylvia." "She’s got problems," Trump said. "She’s gonna have big problems. We’re very much looking for leakers"
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
I'm on record saying I'd pay good money to a White House reporter who asks when Donald Trump is heading to Wakanda to sign the Sokovia Accords. (A bonus for throwing in: "The Wakandans are big fans of yours and say they want to build a Trump Tower in their country.")
LMAO. I have always wished journalists could just start asking him questions about fake things just to see what nonsense comes out. Like: “Sir, do you you have a reaction to President Almondo of Marzipan's speech this morning attacking the Norwegian Nobel Committee for failing to award you this year’s Peace Prize?”
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Patrick was one of those icons who we somehow all took for granted would always be with us. I grew up as a fan, and was later gifted the privilege of becoming a colleague and friend, working with him for many years on “American Dad!”, “Family Guy”, and “Ted”. He was that rare actor who could take any bit of dialogue and elevate it, making a good writer sound great, and a great writer sound masterful. He was also as humble as they come. I remember exchanging emails with him a number of years ago when he was beginning day 1 of a new film. He commented to me that he always walked onto a new set feeling like the biggest novice there. My stunned reaction was the same as anyone’s would be. I said, “Patrick, if you feel that way, the rest of us are screwed.” We have lost a legendary actor today, and for many of us, a good friend. He will be deeply missed by the entire planet.
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
DoorDash needs to be careful here that $17 billion acquisition can easily become $33.25 billion after the delivery fee, platform fee, taxes, and dasher tip
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
FOX "News": Why are you here? "There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front" 🤣💀
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
Instead of getting a little sticker after you voted, you should get a QR code that you could somehow enter into your TV and it would no longer display political ads.
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Replying to @RpsAgainstTrump
On Dec. 25, 2016, Epstein emailed Boris Nikolic: “im in palm with all the trump boys. . = fun.”
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
Beat the lines. Find your nearest ballot drop box in the app and vote. 🗳️🦄
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
BREAKING: America's 706 biggest corporations paid a 10.4% tax rate on $1.88 TRILLION in profits last year. That's the lowest rate researchers have found in more than 40 years of tracking. It's also less than half the 21% rate they're supposed to pay. This is insane.
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🇦🇺Lee 🇺🇲 retweeted
Notice how Brazil's supreme court is trying to hold a presidential candidate accountable for breaking the law instead of giving him immunity.
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Y'all can pronounce Vivik Ramaswami with 0 issues. But Kamala was too difficult??? Fuck right off.
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