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Created comics in a past life, novels in my current one. I like reading, playing video games, hanging with my wife, and having staring contests with my dog.

North Alabama
Joined August 2026
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anyone remember when Future Leaders of the World dropped the best post-grunge grunge album during the year 2004? I don't actually think grunge is a music genre, but you know.
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I'm horrible at the game Haste. Did I still get the Sw2 special edition from Super Rare Games? Of course. I'll try harder and git gud this time.
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One of the reasons we have so much slop is cause people don’t understand that just because something can be created doesn’t mean it should be created.
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went on @YouTube first time with my new author e-mail. first two subs were, of course, @SpawnWaveMedia and @SwitchUpG
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GIVEAWAY ALERT 🦇 REPOST, LIKE, AND FOLLOW PNP GAMES for your chance to WIN a Castlevania Anniversary Collection Ultimate Edition for Nintendo Switch! Celebrate 40 Years of Castlevania with this Beautiful Collectors Set! #VideoGames #Canada #USA #Free #Giveaway *No purchase necessary, a winner will be drawn at random on OCTOBER 29TH, 2026 and contacted via a direct message from THIS official PNP Games social media account. (Open to residents of Canada/USA/UK/AU/FR/JP and ANYWHERE PNP Games ships!)
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GIVEAWAY ALERT 🎮 REPOST, LIKE, AND FOLLOW PNP GAMES for your chance to WIN a TES IV Oblivion Remastered and Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Game Bundle for Nintendo Switch 2! These games are on cart! #VideoGames #Canada #USA #Free #Giveaway *No purchase necessary, a winner will be drawn at random on NOVEMBER 19TH, 2026 and contacted via a direct message from THIS official PNP Games social media account. (Open to residents of Canada/USA/UK/AU/FR/JP and ANYWHERE PNP Games ships!)
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Book reviews can be hard to find for authors and they help us big-time. Remember to leave a review after your next read kind readers :)
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My wife and I have been together over half her life. I would like to say it's the best half of her life, but she was a kid in the other half, and with that I cannot compete.
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Promo flyer for my novel. I'll put some of these around my local town and sell like seven copies! #promotion #selfpublish
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I wrote a book about two friends who always have each other's back, even when it is to their own detriment. I wrote a book about two friends who launder weed money through comic book sales at conventions Bumping Backpacks a.co/d/0fjxtgNV #Amazon via @Amazon
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Are you looking for an epic fantasy series inspired by Legend of Zelda?
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when Norton alarms me that Amazon is tracking me...yes, I am tracking them as well, waiting on that scratching post thing for my dog to drop by ten dollars
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I'll be doing a book signing for my debut novel "Bumping Backpacks" @TheDeePComics in Huntsville, AL on Saturday the 10th. 11 am - 1 pm. Come see me.
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we keep butter out in a little container, we've been searching for a butter dish we like for sixteen years
Wait so you can keep butter on your counter and it doesn’t go bad?!? Who keeps sticks of butter on the counter?
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Books!! Finally got copies of my new novel. "Bumping Backpacks" available @amazon and from the backseat of my truck.
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Resonance doesn't feel like a Plague Tale game
"This game isn't for me." Bitch, you barely played 3 minutes.
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