@LT_34

Used to fold clothes, now attend meetings for a living. Over exaggerator, underused midfielder. Soon to be Tommy Fleetwood fan account.

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Lionel Messi has just scored his 468th La Liga goal. To put that into some sort of context, it’s the same number as Alan Shearer and Wayne Rooney, the Premier League’s top two all-time leading scorers, COMBINED. In 418 fewer games.
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Kane probably third behind only Messi and KDB of this era when it comes to playing ludicrous passes that almost every single human alive doesn't even see, never mind can execute at such regularity.
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@cb2milliOct 26
This is what stats have done to this beautiful sport. Harry Kane winning the bdor is the worst bdor winner of my lifetime #MakeFootballGreatAgain
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He's developed his game twice over to be not only an output machine, but *so* much better than those who were once on a par with him because his all round game is so complete. The nonsense around the award is generally pathetic, but I'm so happy he won it because of that.
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the winning tweet of 2026 I'm afraid
dylan🇵🇸@fountinsofwayneOct 26
the guy in the back looks like you’ve ai’d lionel messi onto bradley coopers face
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Hahahahahah Jordan Love has been battered all season without a roughing the passer call, and we're seeing shit like that given against us. Refs been more involved than I can ever remember any season.
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fuck off. St Brown runs into Cisse, pushes him, and it's AGAINST GB. Get fucked.
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For all of our own retardedness, refs are going to cost us this game. An absolute horror show.
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Can any Green Bay player catch a ball? Can Green Bay find a kicker capable of making field goals from 30 yards?
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Is Brady drunk? Calling that a clean play is wild, he dragging Golden's arm the whole route?!
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But where is the 12 minutes?
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Both goals, again 🤦🏻‍♂️
Luke Ticehurst@LT_34Oct 20
Gotta be honest, didn't have Donnarumma turning into Claudio Bravo on my bingo card this season, I actually liked him last year, but he's becoming a hologram.
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If Pep wasn't so frigid and bald and just crossed the ball to Haaland 40 times a game we'd have won the league the last two seasons too
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Joke of an innings from Harry Brook, that
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England losing this would also be wonderfully on brand
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Listen, fair play
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I'm currently going through the worst bout of disrupted sleep from our only child & I cannot even fathom how people actively choose for more than one atm, never mind 4-5... I like the idea of lots of grown up kids, multiple infants sounds horrendous right about now though.
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@tallsnailOct 20
the idea of having 4-5 kids is very intimidating, but the families I know with 4-5 adult children now seem to be having more fun than anyone else I know
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Gotta be honest, didn't have Donnarumma turning into Claudio Bravo on my bingo card this season, I actually liked him last year, but he's becoming a hologram.
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Club are useless, make tickets £5 and £1 for kids and fill it. Kudos anyone there.
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I really like Golden, so not a dig at just him, but Love's career/rating is already thought of a lot differently if he had receivers not doing this, and I don't want to exaggerate here, EVERY SINGLE GAME. Surelyyyy has the most drops of any QB since he entered the league.
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@MLFootballOct 19
MATTHEW GOLDEN JUST HAD ONE OF THE 10 WORST DROPS IN #NFL HISTORY. THIS WAS AN EASY 40+ YARD TOUCHDOWN PLAY. YIKES. YIKES. YIKES.
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3 roughing the passer calls on Dak in the last two drives, none of which would be given on Love... ever. He takes those shots 5-6 times a game ffs.
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