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Goblin Lise

@LadybugLise

Chief Goblin Officer @DateLikeGoblins | Agent of Chaos | Actually 🦝🦝 in a 👗| Founder of @The_Wreck_List | Former Child, @SmallGirlsPR, @Shapeways

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So 10 years ago I was @hinge’s first publicist. Now I’m officially building a dating app called @DateLikeGoblins with @megchristensen. Yes I’m serious. Our waitlist is now open 💖🧌✨ Www.DateLikeGoblins.com
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With our beta launch on the horizon, this free library find was PERFECT timing. Thanks @garrytan (and whoever left it)! 🪄✨ FarmVille was my JAM in college. @markpinc can I convince you to go for a dog walk with me and sign my book? 👀
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@TaylorLorenzMay 9
Is anyone on the left going to wake up to what’s happening or what
Reclaim The Net (@ReclaimTheNetHQ) profile pictureReclaim The Net
@ReclaimTheNetHQMay 8
The FCC wants to require ID verification for every phone activation in America, including prepaid phones. Those are the phones journalists, abuse survivors, and whistleblowers depend on to stay anonymous. The excuse is robocalls. The result is a national identity check on one of the last semi-anonymous communication tools we have. reclaimthenet.org/the-fcc-wa…
The FCC Wants Your ID Before You Get a Phone Number

The FCC Wants Your ID Before You Get a Phone Number

The FCC just proposed fixing your robocall problem by building the kind of phone-user registry that privacy advocates have spent decades trying to prevent.

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@sonofalliMar 13
when ur the non technical hire
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Love flying now. It’s like… “ok, so now we are boarding Steerage Star Members™️. Please empty the contents of your pockets for gate check”
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FYI if flying out of SEA (Seattle) and checking a bag with @Delta, leave extra time. The wait for bag drop is 40+ minutes.
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Was @owlcity’s Fireflies about dating? There were ten million fireflies. Then there were ten thousand lighting bugs (presumably hanging with him) That he got a thousand hugs from. So 10% of lighting bugs hugged him. Or if HPB (hugs per bug) is >1, even less.
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He then says goodbye (which he hates doing) to ten million lightning bugs (all of them). But wait. He knows where several still are. ….Because he keeps them in a jar… Oh no.
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We’re not crying… ok, we are. So proud to be building this gamer community 💚 #gamerfriends #cozygames #onlinefriends #cozygamer
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Blood Magic, Scheduled Pooping, and Other Reasons I Built a Dating App likegoblins.com/post/blood-m…
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If you’re on dating apps, bookmark this 🫡👑🧌 #DatingTips #DatingAdvice #Singles
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Yeah therapy is great but have you also taken a big chug of a highly carbonated beverage? For the record, we recommend pairing both.
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And this is why I’m so excited to have (and be on) @DateLikeGoblins! Dating in video games > finding people on the apps or in bars
Blaine Anderson (@datingbyblaine) profile pictureBlaine Anderson
@datingbyblaine16 Jan 2025
Yesterday I’m hosting a live Q&A on women and dating with ~50 single dudes. Guy goes: “I love esports — play competitively, have a coach — OK to talk about this on dates?” The stylist on my team, a hot single girl, chimes in: “I own a dedicated gaming computer, and play Overwatch 2 competitively, so I can speak to this…” We’ve been friends for years, and she's never MENTIONED video games. I’m dying to hear whatever she says next, which is...
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Wild that @QuickBooks has a documented issue regarding email logins not pulling up accounts and their “fix” is to login using your user ID 💀
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Elmo
@elmo2 Jan 2025
Elmo's 2025 Ins and Outs In- smiling more In- making new friends In- learning big words Out- rocks
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Me with IsMyBabyUgly.com
Bojan Tunguz (@tunguz) profile pictureBojan Tunguz
@tunguz20 Dec 2024
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Quel gourmand! That’s my French mother’s butter for Q4
Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) profile pictureJanel Comeau 🍁@VeryBadLlama25 Nov 2024
French husband told me that this is “probably enough butter to make Thanksgiving dinner” and I think I am probably required by French law to report him to the nearest embassy
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The screen of my 2021 MacBook Pro completely stopped working and @Apple wants $900 to fix it. So, took a while but I’m back in the @Microsoft fold! I was the second person at @BestBuy this morning with the same screen issue 👀
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I feel like I'm having a stroke-- #HotFrosty is the most dystopian Black-Mirror-esque "romance" movies ever. After being useless hot man the entire film, at Xmas he gifts her an "Understanding Home Repair" book. She fixes her own furnace & gifts him a vacation to Hawaii
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Why does this show’s reunions always make me feel gaslit. Why do they attack the wrong people and side with the villains #LoveIsBlind7
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a/s/l? Brb, hosting the coolest online panel next week and obviously talking about early 2000's internet culture. RSVP here: forms.gle/t3eapv5upA7dtRJC8
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