Former U.S. House COS & Sports Podcaster, Glendale Strategies, Tweet about Sports, Politics, Auburn Football & Thoroughbred Race Horses #WarEagle

Atlanta, GA
Joined September 2011
Red Zone retweeted
Lane Kiffin trying to meet up with sorority girls while he’s in Auburn
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Alex Golesh is now 3-1 in one-score games at Auburn. He already has more one-possession wins than Hugh Freeze did in two and a half years
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The greatest tradition in college football. The collective expression of pure joy, a celebration of victory, a gathering of fans united in their love of a team, a university, a family. Instantly recognizable; utterly Auburn. No one else has anything quite like this.
Love Auburn. Hate Auburn. THIS is what College Football is all about and they can never take away from us.
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Auburn fans watching their team win at Georgia and Alabama lose in a 30 minute span
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Comrades, today we march on Athens. No. 1 Georgia. Between the hedges. 20.5-point underdogs. Many of us will not return. But nobody in Moscow ever won a war by staying home. 3:30 ET, ESPN. The Red Army advances. War Eagle. 🦅 #Auburn #WarEagle
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Replying to @_JHokanson
@_JHokanson @JFergusonAU @JLeeAUSports @NathanKing247 - Check out my article on @AuburnFootball - would love your thoughts #WDE #WarEagle #Auburn
My thoughts on where Auburn Football is right now........I'll follow up with a thread for those who don't want to read a long form article....but our situation is "complicated"
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Replying to @KipKeeferRadio
My thoughts on where Auburn Football is right now........I'll follow up with a thread for those who don't want to read a long form article....but our situation is "complicated"
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Alex Golesh at Auburn: 2 SEC losses Average loss margin: 7.5 points Jon Sumrall at Florida: 2 SEC Losses Average loss margin: 23 points
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My wife looking at our bank statements seeing withdrawals for $1,000 from Fanduel….
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Bye week type vibes
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America lost one in six of its neighborhood bars in a single decade, and the killer was real estate math. A bar like this can pour $3 beers because the building was paid off decades ago. The owner often lives upstairs. No rent, no investors, no debt service on a Pabst sign that's been hanging there for 40 years. The moment that building sells, the math dies with it. A new operator inherits a market-rate lease, which forces $9 drinks, which forces a renovation to justify $9 drinks, which produces another exposed-brick cocktail bar where the dive used to be. The Midwest kept its dive bars because of how they got built in the first place. Before Prohibition, Milwaukee's breweries put up corner taverns themselves. Pabst and Schlitz wanted guaranteed outlets for their beer, so they built bars directly into residential blocks. That's why these places sit on quiet snowy corners between houses instead of on commercial strips where rent explodes. Chicago had around 3,300 tavern licenses in 1990. It's down to about 1,200. At the worst of the decline, America was losing six neighborhood bars a day. And every single closure is permanent. You can't build a dive bar. You can only inherit one.
Yearning for a Midwest dive bar in the middle of winter
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The last few seasons have prepared me for this
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Red Zone retweeted
Auburn University are the Chicago Cubs of college football: they put a shit product on the field more years than not, win a championship once in a blue moon, and their fans still sell out games with high expectations and little to show for it. At some point, enough is enough bro.
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First truly elite College GameDay sign of the year 🤣😆
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Ossoff “probably had this race won until he started running for the wrong office,” says @LakeChip. “Picking fights with female White House staffers isn’t a Senate strategy. It’s a 2028 audition tape.” wsj.com/politics/elections/j…
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Paul Begala to Jessica Tarlov: "The DSA has their own party, and here's what they've done for America: They elected George Bush by supporting Ralph Nader in 2000. They elected Donald Trump by supporting Jill Stein in 2016. They helped elect Donald Trump in 2024 by doing this 'uncommitted nonsense.' So their contribution to America has been the Iraq war, the Afghanistan war, the financial crisis, and the Trump presidency. I've had just about enough help from the kook left. Not only do they siphon off votes, but they taint and poison the brand." overcast.fm/+ABLWa14lb2c
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Red Zone retweeted
Me liking every Jayden Daniels hate post I see
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🚨 RUMOR: The United States is reportedly in talks to turn the Pentagon into the Hexagon, adding one more side to the iconic building. Sources say this comes from the possibility of being sued by Jayden Daniels.
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Alan Jackson has changed the name of his song to "It's Four O'Clock Somewhere" out of respect for Jayden Daniels.
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Jayden Daniels' lawyers are considering legal action against Dr. Fauci after he "pleaded the 5th" over 100 times.
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