Hala madrid !!!! Cottager🤍🫂

In my thoughts
Joined March 2026
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My profile showing I joined September 2025 doesn't mean I started using twitter for the first time at that time 🫩
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Karim Benzema. 👑🤍
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300/365 days! Hmmm, thank God for life.
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Revenge might not bring back what is lost, but your chest will stop paining you 🥳
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Dejvie 🫡 retweeted
with the way ballon d’or is going, i doubt if any defender would ever win it again cause these days, nobody even looks at their impacts anymore.
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this is what an incredible year is.
- World Cup top scorer - Champions League top scorer - La Liga top scorer INCREDIBLE YEAR from Kylian Mbappé 👏
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I Dey wait for them😂
"if Mbappe wins the Ballon Dor, Vini Jr will come outside" Oya now who dey outside dey chop fingers now 😂😂
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"if Mbappe wins the Ballon Dor, Vini Jr will come outside" Oya now who dey outside dey chop fingers now 😂😂
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Same you that support Rodri that year? E no go better for you 🙏❤️
So you’re telling me that when you watch Harry Kane play, you think, “wow this is the best player in the world” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Kylian Mbappe 2025/2026 season Spanish super cup ❌ Copa del Rey ❌ La liga ❌ Champions league ❌ UEFA Super cup ❌ Ballon d'or (snubbed) ❌ I am more than satisfied honestly, if this guy had won this award,it would have been a very nasty decision, thank goodness he didn't
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So?? Hug that L joor
Replying to @Iretomiw_a
Your boy that have forgotten how to be a footballer. That one. We don't have his time
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FIFA useless normally
So una really wan tell me say messi dey top 5 best players last season. 😭😭😭
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i will win
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God dem really whine us for that award night. 😭😭😭 As dem give Kane that best striker award, everybody don feel say na Mugabe get Ballon D’or 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 Only for them to do the funniest thing. 😭😭😭😭😭 God I really happy ehn. 😂😂
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Dejvie 🫡 retweeted
Create your own ballon d’or and give it to him nau😂
If we’re being honest Mbappe should’ve won his 1st ballon dor a while ago
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Farmer
Benzema might actually have nothing on Harry Kane now
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Don't get it confused Kane is a nice guy but he does not sit on the same table with Benzema
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you can hand him one btw
If we’re being honest Mbappe should’ve won his 1st ballon dor a while ago
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If the team win trophies, surely
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Harry Kane - No UCL, just league trophy… wins Ballond’or ✅ Dembele - UCL and league trophy…. Wins Ballond’or ✅ Vinicius - UCL and league trophy… No Ballond’or ❌
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please i need a stud by Christmas
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