Update from San Antonio: This rapture sucks!!

Spinning is like bicycling except there's nothing to look at and someone is yelling at you the whole time

Maybe the zombies were just minding their own business

Sparkle vamps are the gheyest thing god has ever forsaken

I narrowly avoided having to slow dance with a broom

The economist sucks. There. I said it

Obligatory google wave tweet

@ kogi truck!

At the end of the day, it's style points that count

teaching computers to program themselves is an inevitable act of treason against humanity

Don't ever get into a drinking game with sunshine bigglesworth

Mass murder suicide as Lost writers and producers try to come up with an ending

I'm looking at the donut shop and thinking 'there's no way that's a legitimate business'

Feelin' Twankly!!!

Sangrica!

I could deal with the annoying voice...but the snort-laugh had to go

is it a rager or a soiree? i need to practice the correct form of hotness dropping

my friend said that i can't half-ass it. the problem is, of course, that i can

Yawning...remembering I agreed to go to art walk today...brief grumbling followed by realizing i love the art walk.