9 movies down, a few more to go #kviff

My girlfriend just asked our google assistant to be “less loud”.. the assistant just laughed at her and continued playing at the same volume.. after some research we found out that it apparently heard “let’s laugh”.. 🤦‍♂️#google #googleassistant

Always one step lower #USA #Kavanaugh

Another year at this lovely festival! Queuing up for Nico tomorrow #kviff2018

When political correctness becomes cultural appropriation #eurovision

Congrats to our Nordic brothers! Sorry for the crusades though, we were kinda assholes back then. #Suomi100

What a fucking shit show @colours_cz.. three fucking hours to get in to the festival?

Depressing fact of the day, courtesy of @Microsoft #STEM

Det er ikke det jeg betalte for. #ns17 #Medina #HvorErThomasHelmig

Fleeing the #ParisAgreement is the same as a kid not wanting to eat their veggies. Which Americans probably can't see any problems in either

Is it streaming on @YouTube as well? #MSBuild

Haha what?!?! #MSBuild

We draw the line right here.. no more.. no more. #Eurovision2017

"Det er super. Så skal du bare erstatte tissemanden midt i billedet med en Tesla"

Det bedste er nok den pie chart med 100

Skud ud til Fratelli på Trøjborg, bedste pizza nord for grænsen 4.7/5 #AnmeldEnPizzaBager

nu stopper det københavneri fandeme, flyt @cphdox til Odense og @Radio24syv til sønderjylland