Thinking about the future internet archeologists that discover my tweets and the Golden Age it will usher in.

Enslaved is just too good.

The times are tough for men of discerning taste.

Dawn of Solace kinda week.

Oh no...

Gork how to get out of old man Twittxr and into mildly attractive younger woman Twittxr?

Alright, I'll just say it: horror movies do nothing for me. If the concept is interesting I'll watch it. But I'm not going to find myself scared by anything more than a jump scare because I know it's a fictional movie so that part of the appeal is completely lost on me.

Embracing "I don't know, maybe?" to the fullest.

Freaky Fridaying with a rando chudette to see how many days she can last never eclipsing 15 likes per post before she wraps *my lips around a gun barrel while I'm too busy playing with *her tits to ever post again.

I think my mind automatically translating every anime pfp to "mtf tranny" has negatively impacted my understanding of the world.

It do be like that

You've been shown, over and over, don't you know?

Cracking the bounds of time to warn every Sci Fi author that their ideas are future viruses that spread until they infect someone with the power to bring the nightmare to life. Or that maybe the ideas aren't their own, rather injected into the past by the creations they birth.

It's wild how we have realtime examples of "selling your soul to the devil for fame and fortune", the left hand path, in talentless influencers becoming global icons overnight yet it's rarely spoken of as such.

Showing up in September 1983 to stop the release of Uptown Girl by Billy Joel.

I assume Peter Thiel asked AI if the antichrist is coming, it said yes, and he got so scared he devoted his life to getting systems in place to predict the antichrist's emergence, only he doesn't realize all he's done is build the tools to enable the antichrist himself.

I wish I was this cool just one time youtu.be/Hnn3Jty8P2g

It's not that I don't like Halloween, it's just the idea of a single man decorating his apartment for Halloween just for himself seems like serial killer shit.

Kinda shit that soothes my stupid soul

Sorry that nigga isn't a part of my normal vocabulary. I assure you I am in fact racist, I just didn't grow up listening to rap unironically.

The paradox of craving social interaction but remembering every interaction with someone new being an absolute chore to get over as quickly as possible to get back to solitude.