LaughAtLefties

Data centers as political footballs are a bizarre, ginned-up issue. Portrayed as earthbound Death Stars and your ignorant aunt who watches Dateline every week swallowed it all.

Yes there are millions of idiots rage-tweeting every day about data centers as their network traffic passes through....data centers.

Live shot of GOP minority outreach in elections

If you're a Democrat you believe Obamacare wasn't a con job and is succeeding but an up/down voter ID measure is deceptive.

This will chill your coffee but there are millions of voters like these

This the happy-face left now. Same old demands posing as advocacy with a truckload of self-regard including having the brass neck to declare their pipe dreams 'pragmatic.'

Lefty twitter is roughly 1/3 zealots ranting at people to ‘educate yourself’ when they don’t have the first clue about the topic themselves.

Sorry y’all. I fell asleep before the riots and looting started last night.

Fair warning: if you mention the name ‘Haley’ it better be a reference to musician Bill. Or you will be destroyed.

If war was necessary to stop Iran going nuclear what were the decades of sanctions for? If decades of sanctions could stop Iran going nuclear what was the war for? And why were airdrops of currency necessary in either case?

My text history is 1/3 convos with live persons and 2/3 ‘Your verification code is 123456’ messages

Network news reporters are as giddy as New Year’s Eve revelers in Times Square. And make no attempt to hide it.

Lord let this election be the end of Fox News mannequins plugging their lame ghostwritten books.

*language warning* Democrats to their politicians: ‘Fuck me.’ Republicans to their politicians: ‘Fuck me? Fuck you.’

I trade in irony but I put that aside to say: The decline of the nation can be tracked with the rise of hip-hop as the dominant musical form.

I thought Paxton was blind or had limited vision in one eye. Turns out he’s so damned boring he almost puts himself to sleep too.

A Democrat is someone who can stand in a voting queue with a dozen covered Muslim women and vote against the evil GOP because of she watched the fictional A Handmaid’s Tale.

Choose one and only one: 1) There aren’t enough Indians in Texas to swing the vote. 2) Texas’ economy is booming strictly because of Indians.

You can only laugh when media figures say 'put Marvin Miller in the Hall of Fame.' The same media figures never pay to park, travel with the team, stay in the team hotel, eat catered meals free at the ballpark. Of course they're in favor it. Meanwhile you pay $100 for parking, $200 for a ticket, $300 for food & drink thanks to Marvin Miller's union militancy.

I've heard some lowbrow marketing campaigns but 'buy these step-in shoes because you're too fat, lazy and inflexible to put normal shoes on and tie them' is really scraping the bottom of the barrel.