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The economic policies that Susan Collins voted for have been a net negative for the State of Maine. The system has been broken for as long as I can remember, which is why we even think of things in terms of “Gee, we had better keep re-electing the same out-of-touch fossils forever or we won’t get the scraps that they send our way after the billionaires and corporations that fund them get their fill!” If we do things right, and by “we” I mean the people who showed up to vote these people into office, we won’t be fighting for scraps anymore. What if we could change the system so that our representatives work for WE THE PEOPLE again instead of the .01% and the corporations that are “fucking us in the ass without Vaseline”? (to quote the esteemed junior congressman-elect of Maine’s Second District.) What if the corporations or “low-wage dead end job creators” paid their fair share of taxes again so that the bottom 95% don’t have to keep shouldering this burden? What if these “job creators” were forced to pay a living wage or pay higher taxes to offset the subsidies that they currently get from taxpayers to help support their workforce. How is that the poor worker’s fault? We should be fucking furious with their employers! What if their corporate windfalls were taxed at higher rates, especially when they’ve contributed to inflation? What if they are made to pay property taxes to the towns they set up shop in at a minimum rate that way there won’t be any more negotiations with the town officials that are unfair? What if we *gestures at the entire “war” budget* !!!!!! That’s fucked! We cut benefits for our fucking PEOPLE WHO FUCKING SERVED while giving money to Israel to fund a genocide?! What in the actual FUCK?! Jesus Christ!!! The globe could be uniting to solve these problems and make life better for EVERYONE! I’m not suggesting a “one world government” but a “new world order” where we cooperate and act in good faith? Corruption has taken over the United States Federal government. John McCain saw it. I have never felt so hopeful about our country than I do right now. I told my better half a few weeks ago that we have a chance and we CAN take our country back from the UNIPARTY if the people get the hell out and vote. Well, we did. We could get constitutional amendments in the next 5 years if we stay focused and united. It isn’t Left vs. Right, my friends. It’s up vs. down. We can do it together.
Maine is going to learn the hard way how much money Sen. Collins brought to Maine. 🤷‍♀️
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Cat retweeted
A man would sleep with a woman he hates. A woman can't even stand the idea of being touched by a man she hates. This just shows how the male gender are far more degenerate, frigid and evil.
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When I say "eat the rich," I don't mean the surgeon with 700K in his bank account who had sleepless nights and worked hard for it. I mean the billionaires who earn 10K a minute even while they're asleep.
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Exactly! Fucking hypocrites. Stephen Miller is an ugly fuck who should shut the fuck up.
Replying to @AlexToughTakes
Yes, this was in response to Stephen Miller’s post claiming Talarico was transgendered. You know, the new White House Chief of Staff?
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Abusers will constantly change the rules of what they expect from you. One day, they’ll tell you that they want one thing, and when you deliver, suddenly it’s not enough. They move the goalposts so you’re always striving to meet impossible standards, leaving you feeling inadequate and off-balance. This keeps you in a state of constantly trying to please them but never, ever succeeding. #CoerciveControl
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I have a plan to get Medicare for All passed. 1. Pass in House and Senate 2. Send Abdul to the Oval Office to meet with Trump 3. Trump examines his body and his ass and his biceps and falls completely in love with him 4. Abdul tells Trump if he signs the bill we can call it Trumpcare. Like Obamacare but better and he can take the credit for it. Statues built in his honor 5. Trump says okeyy Abdool I’ll do it hehe
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Love your energy! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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DYING at this. He understood the assignment
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Out here worried about trump vetoing everything Dems pass when all Dems need to do is send Abdul El-Sayed to the White House in a tight pants and shirt to meet with trump for 2 seconds and that man will not remember what a veto is.
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MAGA After Midterms
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Sad? Feeling displaced by the majority of the country rejecting your MAGA values? We’re sorry! Red State Movers can help move you back to where you came from.💪🏻🇺🇸💅🏻🤷🏼‍♀️
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Oh my God, this was absolutely delicious. The “fuck your feelings” leader of the “proud boys” sure seems to like his logical fallacies and gets deep in his feelings when he fails to derail the debate with his tone policing bullshit. What a fucking crybaby. 😭
Here’s what I’ve learned, old doesn’t equal wise and it’s laughable you think you’re intimidating.
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Sharing the mental load is the ONLY thing that separates being her partner from being one more person she has to manage. A woman can hand a list to ANYONE. She can tell anyone what time pickup is, show anyone where the lunch boxes are, and leave detailed instructions for people she has absolutely no desire to raise a family with. But he is the man she chose to have CHILDREN with. For a mother, being able to hear “I’ve got it” and actually go back to sleep is a pretty fucking primal expression of trust. It’s how she feels seen, loved, and supported within that relationship. She has a husband, a family, a beautiful life together. And somehow, if she doesn’t read the school email, her husband is going to be sitting in the pickup line on a day the school is CLOSED. Consider what choosing to have children together actually means. She chose ONE man to raise these children with. ONE MAN. Once they both agree to become parents, he WILLINGLY takes on his share of the noticing, the planning, the remembering, and the following through. She is entitled to count on him to do all of that without first having to write him a fucking list. She chose HIM over ALL the other men she could have started a family with. He should take enormous fucking pride in being the father she can count on. Reading the school email. Signing the permission slip. Putting the field trip on his own damn calendar. Packing the sack lunch enthusiastically. Getting on his knees to check whether last year’s snow boots still fit, then ordering the next size up BEFORE the first storm because he genuinely LOVES being the father who thinks of that shit, too. She doesn’t need another person asking her what’s for dinner. She has an entire table full of people she can hear that from. She chose HIM as the father of her children. He should make her feel like the luckiest fucking woman alive.
Sex is the ONLY thing that separates being lovers from just being friends. A man can be friends with ANYONE. He can talk with anyone, laugh with anyone, spend time with anyone, and develop close connections with people he has absolutely no sexual desire for. But she is the woman he chose to FUCK. For a man, sex is the most primal expression of his connection to his woman. It’s how he feels desired, loved, and fulfilled within that relationship. Lack of sexual fulfillment is one of the biggest reasons men become miserable in long-term relationships. They have a wife, a family, a beautiful life together, but the sexual hunger and frequency that made them lovers has disappeared. Consider what sexual exclusivity actually means. A man agrees to fuck ONE woman for the rest of his life. ONE WOMAN. Once they both agree to sexual exclusivity, she WILLINGLY becomes his ONLY source of sexual fulfillment. He chose his woman over ALL other sexual options. She should take enormous fucking pride in keeping her man sexually satisfied. Flirting with him. Teasing him. Dressing slutty for him. Fucking him enthusiastically. Getting on her knees and draining his balls every day because she genuinely LOVES being the woman who fulfills his sexual desires and fantasies. He doesn’t need another friend. He has an entire world of people he can be friends with. He chose HER as his lover. She should make him feel like the luckiest fucking man alive.
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How it feels the day after the GOP gets their asses handed to them and I don’t have to hide my joy because I don’t live with a man who feels entitled to control my thoughts and opinions anymore.
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This morning, my 9 year old daughter said “Good morning! How are you?” I said “Good morning! I’m fabulous, how are you?” She said “Great, but why are you fabulous this morning?” I told her that it was a wonderful election night. She asked who won the election, and I told her that there were a lot of elections last night and it would be too many to list, but a concise answer is that human decency won and hate lost. Democracy won and fascism lost. It is a very good day and I actually have some hope for her future.
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Unearthed video: Bill Clinton praises the 2007 University of Michigan senior speaker, Abdul El-Sayed, on his commencement speech "I don't want to embarrass your senior speaker. But I wish every person in the world who believes that we are fated to have a clash of civilizations and cannot reach across the religious divides could've heard you speak today. I just wish every person in the world could've heard you speak today."
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Dear MAGA, let me explain something. You have been taught that anything with the word social in it is communism. It isn’t. Social Security isn’t communism. Medicare isn’t communism. And neither is the public school your children attend or the fire department that saves your house. Norway and Denmark are capitalist countries. People own businesses, buy houses, make fortunes, invest in stocks and own guns. The difference is that their governments make capitalism work for ordinary people, not just billionaires. Here is what that means in everyday life. You get cancer. You receive treatment without facing a ruinous hospital bill. Your wife has a baby. She gets months of paid parental leave. Your child wants to attend university. Tuition is free at public universities for eligible students. You work hard. You get five weeks of paid vacation. You lose your job. There is a safety net to help you get back on your feet And none of this requires giving up your house, your truck, your religion or your freedom. Now here is the part you really need to understand. You are already paying taxes. The question is what you get back. In Europe, more of that money comes back to ordinary families through healthcare, education and financial security. In America, politicians have convinced millions of working people that asking for those things is socialism, while demanding lower taxes for billionaires is freedom. You have been persuaded to fight against benefits you would personally enjoy, in order to protect fortunes you will never possess. Elon Musk does not need you to defend his wallet. Your family needs you to defend yours.
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🚨ABDUL EL-SAYED TROLLS JD VANCE AND TRUMP IN HIS VICTORY SPEECH: EL-SAYED: JD. Habibi. There is this delicious irony in the fact that you're constitutionally obligated to swear me in in January. So you know what that means, Wolverine one, Buckeyes zero. Donald, look, I, I know you, you struggle with my name, so after JD swears me in in January, you can just go on and call me Senator.
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