Today, I had to defend Shahrukh again. #firstworldproblems @iamsrk

In other news, had to call an AC repairman today - to remove a nest of pigeons from inside it. #mumbailife

Saw #50ShadesofGreyTrailer - by the time it hits theatres in India, it will probably be censored down to 50ShadesofSaffron, no? #ModiEffect

Heard over drinks with hackie - guys, somebody added me on #orkut! But the real qn is WHY do you still have orkut?? @hackiechan

DDLJ, close to 30th time. Maratha Mandir. Can't help thinking that the tagline should be 'SRK, setting unrealistic expectations since 1995'!

Just started following @asliyoyo - I hope this makes the newsfeed more interesting!

My phone just corrected 'muddle' to 'muggle'. Why is it rubbing it in? #autocorrect

Hired an intern. Didn't show up for work, didn't inform us. Colleague's classic - this gen has moved from Gen Y to Gen WTF! #officelife

Memes are becoming like cries of "me-me!". Too many attention seeking OPs. What do you think @hackiechan ?

Bombay is definitely a melting pot, like people say. Would be fun except it actually feels like I am melting. #summer