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✝️ | U.S Constitution 🇺🇸 | U.S. Navy Vet ⚓️ | Hockey Enjoyer | Routinely Making Fun of Canada | Atlanta Thrashers #1 Fan | Unbothered Jeep Owner |

USA, Georgia
Joined July 2018
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Did the linesman get five for fighting? Or is flopping second nature for Sid?
Early into tonight's game, Sidney Crosby took a karate chop from the linesman, who was signalling the play onside 😭😵‍💫
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Can I be exempt from all of the political texts now?!
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Bro did nothing wrong
🚨 #BREAKING: Virginia man charged with duct taping his wife to a chair so he could watch football upstairs “in peace”
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Communism/Socialism has never worked btw. good night friends.
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Rockstar is going to collect your gameplay data and send it to the leftists in government so they can jail you for hate if you mess with the pride parades.
Gay Pride Parade in GTA 6?? I REFUSE to spend my money on this game!!! To be fair I wasn’t getting the game before this announcement either. I also don’t have any takes on this game. Just rolling with the algorithm, getting you to read this, engage, and having some fun 🤣
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@ThunderLizard42 why did you block me, coward? Cause you're a stupid leftist? Ok.
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Not a fan of this... Giving $5,000 checks to every adult American (~$1.2T total) would likely raise inflation by boosting spending and the deficit.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context needed: Trump previously promised 2 dividends and never followed through. In early 2025, Trump publicly backed a roughly $5,000 “DOGE dividend” In November 2025, he promised a $2,000 “tariff dividend” newsweek.com/every-dividend…
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The Dawgs are on a roll!
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my hockey team sucks 😞 still the start of the season... hopefully they can figure it out soon...
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stress eating 🥲
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This is where we're going on our date
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THE ATLANTA FALCONS ARE 8-1 IN OUR LAST 9 PRIME TIME GAMES I DONT WANT TO HEAR ANYONE ELSE ON THIS APP QUESTION WHY WE HAVE 3 PRIME TIME GAMES IN A ROW THIS SEASON SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE SHOW
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