Jared

Just saying whatever pops into my little brain

What's even the point of having a @united credit card at this point. I haven't been able to access a lounge in years

There is a woman on this plane in horizontal stripes, a chopped bob, and rude as hell. Truly a stereotype of the French

Sometimes, I think about how if we had gotten Sacy Orico instead of Katy Perry, that nun would prob still be alive.

Sorry I can't come to work today, I have Karmic Emotional Soul Trauma caused by Uranus

Like clockwork, mercury retrograde = printer troubles

Louis Pasteur did not die on the cross so yall could contact avian flu from Raw Milk.

Saw wicked

Aquarius! You're about to experience a MAJOR transformation with Pluto transiting through that sign. No shit. I'm gonna be 54 when this transit is over. If my life doesn't majorly transform between now and then... Astrology is fake anyway

Wicked and Gladiator 2 coming to theaters on the same day is the gayest thing to ever happen in cinema. It's gay Barbenheimer Big day for the Eraste and Eromenos. Huge day for the arsenokoitai.

Going to start telling people that I met my husband during his initiation into the Orphic Cult I was a part of in college. (This is true)

Dinner tonight: Chicken thighs and rice with a white wine and mushroom cream sauce

I can't wait until December, so I can start giving daily reviews of the Bonne Maman Advent Calendar.

the police seem to be on the case and doing a thorough job of collecting evidence.

I needed potato and corn chowder so I made potato and corn chowder

I think if FKA Twigs had been in Cats (2019) as planned, it wouldn't have flopped.

9 years!

Made Biscuits and Gravy :)