2026 reading list

Finally some nothing ever happens happened

You can't even make a living off claiming to be the reincarnation of the messiah anymore

Ok but can materialists explain the supernatural power of semen retention?

truly its always the ones you least expect

Imagine a world with no subjunctive mood

I can't believe Sophocles went woke in the Oedipus sequels by killing off Oedipus and making a girl the main character

somehow lost the file that had a chronological list of writings by Deleuze and Guattari. worst day of my life

"When כ (kaf) descended from the throne of glory, 200,000 worlds trembled, the throne trembled, and all the worlds verged on collapse. The blessed Holy One said to her, return to your place, for you imply destruction. Return to your throne and stay there." - The Zohar

I don't believe in fake astrology I believe in real things like sentient capitalism and numograms and digital demons living in my computer

Sophocles viewed Egyptians as dead beat dads

wow even more annoying, garbage features to clutter up the UI!

I think I've fully accepted the fact that I'd rather be tortured to death than learn how to code

Remember the good old days of tooting on Mastodon

Cleveland could have been the Shenzhen of the Great Lakes if the weather didn't suck all the time

You did a purity test. You did a Christianity. You did an ouroboros. You did a criticizing power. You did no firebombing walmart. This makes it abundantly clear you don't even understand the intersectional nature of the multiplicity of your offenses.

They post this like its a bad thing

why is every social media app trying to force NFL slop on me

finally a good language textbook