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Joined February 2026
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Being a Jets fan is like having a terminal illness but not ever dying
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Watching New Orleans run the ball on first down
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Thursday Night Football Overtime
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Insanely good game. One of the things that jumped out to me, outside of Purdy + Evans' connection on the go ahead drive....SF ran the ball on Seattle in a way we don't usually see--58% success rate btwn CMC and Black. This Niners ground game is so much better than it was last year.
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Why you gotta bring a lawyer into this
.@ShariffLawFirm Texans Injury Update: #32 RB David Montgomery is questionable with a groin injury.
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WR1 mentality
Aerodactyl rage baiting Charmeleon into evolving 😂
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You picked Prediction Markets over Best Ball Fantasy Drafts in my state. So, my in-season money goes to DraftKings. It’s You, Not Me. Thanks. @underdog @UnderdogDrafts
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Texans designated WR Tank Dell to return from injured reserve, and he is practicing today.
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Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Cost adjusted, Chuba Hubbard was one of the best 10-15 picks in fantasy this year. Regardless of the injury to his backup (which was completely irrelevant btw)
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“Fuck you! Fuck you!” Yikes @NFL @NFLOfficiating
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On in-breaking routes through three games, Makai Lemon is averaging 3.8 yards of separation, according to Next Gen Stats. That ranks 17th among all qualifying wide receivers and first among rookies. Use. Him. In. The. Right. Way.
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Makai Lemon and KC Concepcion vs Jaxon Smith-Njigba after 3 games as a Rookie. Buy low in Dynasty.
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Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero
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Barrows: "Is [Mike Evans'] rib broken?" Shanahan: "It's a rib" Barrows: "So he has a rib" Shanahan: "We all have ribs"
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JJ McCarthy basically just put a hex on Dart
JJ McCarthy via his Instagram story:
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😭😭
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Since 2013, teams with 5+ turnovers & a -4 TO margin are 3-81-1 straight up (via @pfref)... The 3 wins: • Bills over Chargers (today) • Jaguars over Chargers (2022-23) • Broncos over Chargers (2015-16)
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Jets currently have picks 6,7,8 😂
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Brock Bowers returning to your fantasy lineup
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