Christian, Dyslexic, Silliest Hartian. Fake quote enjoyer. 🏴

Illinois, USA
Joined October 2017
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I think I might be logged off after today for the next two or three weeks while I finish two of my grad classes and start up another two. Just a lot with work and I can’t get too distracted. If anyone needs to contact me. Please refer to my admin @OrthodoxOrigen
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Government created the Mid-west to make more Emo.
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Oomfie is recreating Evangelicalism from first principles.
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Lol why this one?
Women are great.
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Illusionist be like: “felt cute, might delete later.”
“How is consciousness possible? Human brains are basically like termite colonies—which are not conscious. A termite colony is made of maybe even a million termites—mindless little bugs [...] and not a single one of them knows anything about the larger project that they’re about. Well, your brain is really like a termite colony in that way. It’s composed of several [...] billion little neurons and each one of them is not even as smart as a termite, and yet their action produces Gaudi[’s basilica]. How do you get a Gaudi-type consciousness out of a brain which is like a termite colony?” —Daniel Dennett on the philosophy of consciousness
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Ermmmm.
Wisdom checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “philosophy” on your page?
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Women are great.
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Dressing up as cooler Kant.
for halloween this year i will once again be dressing up as kant
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> “I’m a divine command theorist.” >looks inside. >Doesn’t love his neighbor as himself.
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Freak! I fell into sloth again!
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I gave up a while ago.
Why can't you just be normal?
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Runners high? No thanks. I only get high on Jesus. 420 blaze it, more like 420 praise Him! 🙌
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Reading this today while I am subbing.
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You know, I thought I’d have more to tweet about. But I don’t. Might comeback in a week with some jokes for once.
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I see Aristotle and Plato would have been fans of Emma.
Aristotle agrees with Plato on the optimal age gap: xitter.cf/Athanasius_45/status/2…
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CARLOS EIRE WAS RIGHT. MIRACLES HAPPEN! THEY'RE REAL! THEY FLEW! LULA FLEW!
Hoping for a miracle here, but frankly, Brazil is fucked. We're done.
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Wonder if anyone has ever gotten this tattoo.
Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.
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My favorite part about this quote is Satan says it in Paradise Lost after getting his ass handed to him by God. It’s beautiful cope.
Have some homemade Halloween decorations ‘floating’ on black parachute cords over the yard.
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I finished all my grad projects.
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Love of your life that Paul said you should lay down your life for and you’re too much of a coward to defend her to racist weirdos online?? Weak ass men.
Just in!!!! Dale Partridge has had his wife do a “high end genetic test” Turns out all those difficult marriage issues Dale blamed on the difficulties that arise from race mixing were really just human sin issues after all. Weird. The whole theology seems to be collapsing.
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Christodworkin W.
NOBODY LIKES SEX! Men don't like sex, women definitely don't like sex. what are we even doing here
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