Your mother is a llama 🦙 🇺🇸🇱🇹🇵🇸🩷💜💙 Sims lover since '01 💚 I love Paralives 🤗

Joined July 2023
tbh the Sims developers had the rent due when creating Monte Vista it's really my favorite world of all time
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mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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"$60 dollars isn't a lot"
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I love gay Halloween because what you mean you’re “the fish who had no idea they was gonna play in her face”😭
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how inconvenient it feels to be the new person at work
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one bad day at work and I want to just quit everything and play sims full time
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i have nobody to talk to about fucking boythrob bro
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if any of you were wondering what teaching pre k is like
this is what they did to me at work today
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when i was like 8 years old with undiagnosed autism and i learned about intellectual property and copyright law and i pulled up to recess the next day like bad news guys. we can’t play avengers anymore. we’ll go to jail
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Losing weight you've lost before
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Heavy rotation in my household.
A new tycoon computer game, Zoo Tycoon, is released for Windows and Mac.
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Just turned the heat on for the first time this season
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A new tycoon computer game, Zoo Tycoon, is released for Windows and Mac.
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Yall gonna stop playing with us. We only get 2 weeks of vacation per year and you not making us spend it at the embassy getting a new passport and cards.
An American tourist grabbed a pickpocket girl by the ponytail while vacationing in Italy and refused to let her go until she got her passport and credit cards back 😳
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Managed a whole pre-k class by myself today and it was NOT complete chaos (success) also gotta brush up on my polish for one student from poland
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And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL
Florida’s ‘Deputy of the Year’ used a flock to stalk his ex, held a gun in her mouth, and posed doing a Nazi Salute.
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Kelly Clarkson this weekend:
fuck you and your bird
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After you spend $150 to be told "Come back if it gets worse" a few times, you just stop going.
What stage of capitalism is this?
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