“You toe the line of hilarious and obnoxious almost too well” - Carson Fiori. MUFC/Miami Dolphins

Greensboro, NC
Joined July 2011
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Liam Nield retweeted
that was a fun game and exciting atmosphere for 35 minutes, and then we transcended to an alternate dimension
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world cup preparation in the US is so funny. the concept of mo salah and the egyptian national team in cleveland, ohio is ridiculous to me.
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Uproar from fans talking about Bournemouth, Palace and Sunderland potentially playing against AC Milan are so brand new. I watched Fulham beat Juventus in Europa League, Ronaldinho playing against Portsmouth at Fratton Park, you lot just haven’t watched football long enough
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Let me be very honest, I don't see the big deal in appointing Carrick. Give him a 1+1 or a 2 year contract with a break clause, he's earned it. Even of it doesn't work out there's someone out there who can do the job. The most important thing is nailing the midfield rebuild.
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This is my earliest memory of the World Cup, and also my first emotional scar inflicted by supporting England
June 21, 2002, at 07:30 am UK time. Many Three Lions fans wake up early in the morning, turn on the TV while having breakfast, hoping to qualify for the semifinals. Michael Owen scored first, but Rivaldo equalized, and Ronaldinho closed the story with a magic free kick over David Seaman. Brazil won 2-1, England went home with sleepy eyes. ☕⚽ Who has ever watched a World Cup match this early in the morning?” “Do you think it’s better to watch football in the morning (while having breakfast) or at night (while relaxing)? And did this morning affect the performance of the English players at that time?
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As if it's been 17 years, blimey
17 years ago today – Federico Macheda scored a stunning winner in the 3rd minute of injury time against Aston Villa at Old Trafford 👊
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"They think they're fockin' Galatasaray" always makes me laugh
Still one of the best classic fan responses this. Never gets old 😂😂
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Manchester United 2-1 Crystal Palace Michael Carrick's men make it six wins in seven matches and climb up to third in the Premier League table.
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Sources: Miami’s eight-time Pro-Bowl WR Tyreek Hill is being released. Hill turns 32 on March 1, is recovering from a dislocated knee and torn ACL, and now will be an unrestricted free agent for the first time in his NFL career. His release will save the Dolphins $22.8 million against the salary cap.
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chloe kelly aura crazyyyyyy
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If you do one thing today, make sure you watch this.
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From the National League North to nights like this. It's been a long time coming 💙 One town. One team. One County. #StockportCounty #PaintItBlue
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Outstanding comeback 🎩
Never. Give. In. A second half for the ages at Edgeley Park 😍 #StockportCounty
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Look at the head on those pours. Amateur hour
Alright I’ve got to find a beer cannon before football season
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