Bean

Was recognised at the top of tha hill by @varianstable so NATURALLY I performed. Can confirm the bucks were impeccably executed & was good practice for saving Small Human, Cake & Carmen Human from a stalls danger, a, MAN crunching leaves and a GRASS DESTROYER. Stay safe all. 🥕

The Small Humans even Smaller Humans visited at the weekend can confirm trainings are going exceptionally well. The left foot attack is spectacular. Will work on the right foot next week. Small Human seemed concerned, unsure why, I’m certain SH wants them to behave just like me🥕

My new head of security insists on taking snacks breaks most of the heckin day. Can confirm I admire tha enthusiasm for snacks but more paws on the ground would be heckin appreciated. 🥕

Happy heckin birthday to Boss Human. Here we are provin Mother Of Bean incorrect, I can be captured by BH, when, the conditions suit. The conditions are obviously, snacks, the promise of release moments after capture and proving MOB wrong. 🥕🥕

Small Human dug ups a video from the archives of one of our more impressive release and recaptures thought you might enjoy. I’m sure I could still do a whip around this fast even in my slightly chunky retired body. 🥕

Can confirm I must be watered on both sides to avoid inconsistent growth it could affect my handsomeness. Atavus still refuses to be watered, must be his ages, apparently old men are more difficult which seems wrong as I have only gottens batter with ages. 🍎

Small Human brought the even Smaller Humans for a visit and I can confirm I approve. Especially as they’re getting the hang of the pats now. 10/10 for tha efforts. 🍎

I can neigher confirm or deny I rolled in the muds. Am unsure Mother Of Bean has ANY evidence, at all, to substantiate the claims that I had bean doing any rolling in the mud. 🥕

My Accountant Human came today and assured me I have enough funds for as many snacks as I heckin demand 🥕🍎which is fantastic news I heard you’re supposed to add interest though and my interests are scritchy scratches and snacks, Gary didn’t bring snacks..

Mother Of Bean keeps watering me, I’m unsure why as I am definitely finished growing. It is refreshing in the heat so I will allow it, for now. If soap becomes involved though I will jump tha heckin fence and use Atavus for protection. 🧽🥕

The even Smaller Humans visited me and Atavus in the field today however no snacks were provided, I made it known this was unacceptables. I will be having discussions with Mother Of Bean aka Nanny🥕

The field has bean rested enough that Atavus and I were allowed tha FREEDOMS again. Can confirm we made the most of it and absolutely did NOT get tired after 20 minutes. Can confirm though that we will be playing pass the stick for the rest of the day. 🥕

Would like it noted I am not VERY dramatic I am VERY considerate and careful when checking the safety of the even Smaller Humans 4 wheeler because it appears to only have 3 wheels. Either way once I had inspected and completed my sniff check I was fine. 🍏

Today is my birthday I am 13 years young, I am a teenager now. Unsure what this means SH seems under the illusion I might get calmer in my olds ages but can confirm regardless of the age dangers will always be dealt with. Thank you to the humans who sent cards and carrots 🥕

Mother Of Bean and Boss Human have threatened to make me a hack, am a (retired) racehorse not a heckin hack. Cannot allow such profanity’s to be thrown around. Might let MOB have a quiet gallop one of the days, would have to ensure hoof and safety’s are taken seriously though. 🍎

Small Human often visits to remind me of my handsomeness. It is appreciated today she was without the even Smaller Humans so I could be given the full attention I truly deserve. 🍎

As it’s Valentines Day I allowed Small Human to survey my handsomeness and enjoy some snuggles in exchange, obviously, for snackins. 🥕

Small Human brought the even Smaller Humans for a visit once again they did not provide snacks. It’s been noted, once they do a snack provide I’ll be more willing to be near the contraption. 🥕