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Ted

@LifeOfTed
Joined March 2011
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Arsenal banter era stories is some teams highlights, LOOL. When you see the stuff that happened in our supposedly banter era, then you just begin to realize what’s happening to United and co currently ain’t even a banter era, these guys are just totally finished and hopeless
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7 - Bournemouth are the first Premier League side to win 7+ consecutive games in all competitions all by a margin of 2+ goals since Arsenal in October 2018. Heaven.
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おじさんがオシャレなカフェに行かない理由
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WhoScored (@WhoScored) profile pictureWhoScored
@WhoScoredNov 5
Dominik Szoboszlai delivered 17 inaccurate crosses against Fenerbahçe, the most by any player in a single UEFA Champions League match over the last two seasons. 🏹✖️
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Rivals will complain in the New Year that we play every game at home. Book it.
Richard (@afc_richard) profile pictureRichard@afc_richardNov 4
If we stretch back to the Crystal Palace fixture in May, only 5 of our last 18 competitive games have been at the Emirates 🫣
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Receipts Paul, receipts
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SV@SVCarbaholicNov 4
Declan Rice is Arsenal’s best and most important midfield by far. He doesn’t need to be playing 90 mins every 3 days, especially when MLS & Bruno G are on the bench
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SV@SVCarbaholicNov 4
George Graham’s title winning teams - physical bullies ✅ Arsene Wenger’s title winning teams - physical bullies ✅ Mikel Arteta’s title winning team - physical bullies ✅
Elliott (@ElliottOnline) profile pictureElliott@ElliottOnlineNov 4
Replying to @SVCarbaholic
When people remember that a winning Arsenal team has always been physically and technically dominant the current team looks a lot like winning Arsenal DNA
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A month before Ole Gunnar Solskjær was sacked as Man United manager, his side came back from 2-0 down to win 3-2 at home in the Champions League against a Gian Piero Gasperini-managed Serie A side 👀😳 🗓️ November 2026: Man United 3-2 Roma 🗓️ October 2021: Man United 3-2 Atalanta
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Tash@Txsh27_Nov 3
We’re actually stuck in a doom loop 😭
Lyés (@LyesBouzidi10) profile pictureLyés
@LyesBouzidi10Nov 3

Paul Scholes predicted Liverpool's thrashing at Old Trafford

Watch the Premier League on the dedicated SS Premier League channel on DStv.

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@femooafcNov 4
This is why I don’t want to hear the crying when the results turn. Because they don’t actually care about the owners. They want instant gratification so they can get their memes off and mouth off in chats.
Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtdNov 3
Carefully, he's a hero
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@Mo_utdredNov 3
How Dalot washes his face.
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First trailer for ‘ONE LAST ORDER’. The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans. Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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0 accountability 0 expectations Must be nice to spend 700 mil in 12 months and not expect your team to win anything. Calling a game against Arsenal at Anfield a free hit after saying they'll easily beat us and close the gap and then go on to win it 🤣🤡
LFC Podcast | The Late Challenge 🧣 (@LateChallenge) profile pictureLFC Podcast | The Late Challenge 🧣@LateChallengeNov 2
This evening's #LFC therapy session in full here: 📺 youtube.com/live/iRiGMlOyIcc…
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@AdamJosephNov 2
Jack Grealish is allowed an endless free pass in terms of his behaviour in a way that others - like Paul Pogba, Raheem Sterling, Marcus Rashford & others - are never given. It isn't hard to figure out what the difference is. Every time he goes on a bender, there is always a counter briefing coming about something he did. None of which is a bad thing, of course. It's just that the same grace is never given to others that is to him.
David Ornstein (@David_Ornstein) profile pictureDavid Ornstein
@David_OrnsteinNov 2
🚨 Jack Grealish not involved for Everton at Newcastle United tonight. #EFC attacker yet to regain fitness following omission from EFL Cup win over #NUFC last week after breach of club discipline. Unclear if 31yo returns v Coventry on Friday @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7738572…
Jack Grealish expected to be out of Everton squad for Newcastle trip

Jack Grealish expected to be out of Everton squad for Newcastle trip

Grealish was dropped for the Carabao Cup win against Newcastle on Thursday.

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Labelling #Arsenal as soft was easy work for pundits; that’s why they hate that Mikel Arteta has made us the toughest, most physically robust all phase team in the league with a defence that doesn’t let you breathe. It’s never been about entertainment.

Evra on Arsenal

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We know we will pay for this goal with stinkers for the next 8 games.
Kai Havertz (@kaihavertz29) profile pictureKai Havertz
@kaihavertz29Nov 1
HUGE win #COYG
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0 Forever 💙 02.07.27

0 Forever 💙 | 02.07.27

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300 up ✅ Arsenal become only the 2nd side to amass 300 away PL victories, after Manchester United. An elite club 🌟
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Professor Winning #DooleyOut (@JohnProgress7) profile pictureProfessor Winning #DooleyOut@JohnProgress7Nov 1
Florian Wirtz has 3 assists in the past 32 appearances for the club.
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