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BREAKING Just Stop Oil surrounded this beautiful wall of poppies in London & sprayed it with human urine. Our reporter filmed the attack but had her phone stolen by a dreadlocked white man who called her a “fash c*nt”. If anyone witnessed this please get in touch. #PoppyAppeal

US President Donald Trump “flew into a rage” and “launched a full can of Coca-Cola across the room” when the full extent of the disastrous midterm election results started to emerge, according to insiders. Trump’s Republicans have lost control of both the House & the Senate.

Tough night for Sky News ha ha

The Metropolitan Police have had to release 23 suspected rapists, 49 suspected muggers and 132 suspected domestic violence perpetrators in order to accommodate today’s pro-Palestine arrestees in London police stations.

The Metropolitan Police at the US Embassy Palestine protest in London have arrested a 13 year old child, a mannequin and a blow up doll.

President Trump unveils his new personal assistant.

💴 Kim Jong-un arrives at the headquarters of the North Korean National Intelligence Agency today where agency directors say there is “a big surprise” waiting for him. #binance #polymarket

Patriots gathered at Guys Hospital last night as news emerged that Tommy Robinson had been admitted with an unknown condition, believed to be life-threatening. Mr Robinson has appeared increasingly gaunt & unwell since falling into the sea last week.

Tommy Robinson has been banned from all UK #Wetherspoons pubs for three years following today’s court decision which found him guilty of harassing two journalists, causing fear of violence. Robinson - real name Stephen Yaxley-Lennon - will not be allowed in the pubs until 2029.

RECORD BREAKER: Max Dowman is the youngest ever player to be sent off in a League Cup giantkilling upset.

Politician, tech firm boss and weight loss campaigner, Tom Watson, has been found dead at home. He was 59.

Elon Musk has BANNED the poppy emoji from Twitter/X. Despite claiming to be a supporter of the Royal British Legion, Mr. Musk has refused to bring the poppy symbol back. The move comes after pub chain Wetherspoon also banned the remembrance flower.

We understand the Metropolitan Police are being lobbied to issue a Respect Order to campaigner Gideon Falter, who has been warned for antagonising pro-Palestinian demonstrators. People who breach the orders can be jailed for two years.

Secrets of the media business: part 94 If you interview a farmer, they must always be standing behind a gate with their fields behind them.

Man with one arm ejects shoplifter from Poundland store in east London. Should supermarket employees be given special dispensation to deal with disruptive criminals on their premises?

British activist & journalist Stephen Yaxley-Lennon has been rescued from the sea by the RNLI after falling from a boat & getting into difficulty. The incident happened this morning off the south coast of England. Mr Yaxley-Lennon has been admitted to a local hospital for checks

NEW: London mayor Sir Sadiq Khan has officially opened London’s new outdoor swimming area at the Royal Victoria Dock pontoon. royaldocks.london/articles/t…

A 51 year old man has been arrested by North Wales Police on suspicion of criminal damage, according to reports.