I’ve been making bad news rhyme for 20+ years. Former Fox News video cataloger. Now: BAD NEWS IN LIMERICKS— a very short program about very bad news.
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LAUREN BOEBERT’S SEXUAL CHUTZPAH
Lauren Boebert declares with chutzpah
That she doesn’t really know what she saw
..but now it’s not corny
..since everyone’s horny
She’ll meet staff for a ménage-a-trois.
#LaurenBoebert #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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TRUMP FLIP-FLOPS ON RAPE MESSAGING
Donald Trump can powerfully declare
That criticism is always unfair
..but there is no escape
..when he’s asked about rape
His message is “No, I don’t care.”
#VivekRamaswamy #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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RAMASWAMY SECURES SUPPORT OF RAPISTS
The truth and there is no escape
We see it clear on the videotape
..Ramaswamy’s new ad
..is much worse than bad
But it appeals to supporters of rape.
#VivekRamaswamy #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
Trump spars with NBC reporter over Ramaswamy attack ad #TheHill twp.ai/9Obgww
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TRAITOR KUSHNER MAY ATTEMPT TO DENY
Jared Kushner may attempt to deny
That the Saudis are his money supply
..but if that’s his reason
..it looks like treason
And everything he says is a lie.
#JaredKushner #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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LINDSEY GRAHAM AND THE PEDOPHILES
Republicans are willing to say
Lindsey Graham must have felt some dismay
..with a wink and a smile
..claim he’s a pedophile
And he preferred to be dead than gay.
#LindseyGraham #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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TRAITOR KUSHNER WORKING FOR BRIBES
The reason no one is surprised
Jared Kushner is widely despised
..but the bribes that he took
..don’t just prove he’s a crook
It’s evidence that he’s compromised.
#JaredKushner #TrumpAdministration
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TRUMP AWARDED FAKE HONOR
Donald Trump must believe he’s adored
By the country he says he restored
..but make no mistake
..every honor is fake
Like the Man of the Century Award.
#ManOfTheCentury #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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METAPHORICALLY, PETE HEGSETH BROKE EISENHOWER’S GLOBE
Pete Hegseth for what it is worth
Was deluded from the moment of birth
..but it deserves a probe
..broke Eisenhower’s globe
And now he’s destroying the Earth.
#PeteHegseth #TrumpAdministration
Call it a metaphor.
washingtonpost.com/national-…
ALT Picture of President Eisenhower's globe, damaged by Sec. Hegseth's staff.
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TRUMP IS RUNNING OUT OF LUCK
Donald Trump may declare like a schmuck
He knows he has run outta luck
..but he’ll never admit
..he is still full of sh*t
And soon he will be a Lame Duck. 🦆
#LameDuck #DementiaDon
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IRONICALLY, PETE HEGSETH BROKE EISENHOWER’S GLOBE
Pete Hegseth for what it is worth
Was deluded from the moment of birth
..but it deserves a probe
..broke Eisenhower’s globe
And now he’s destroying the Earth.
#PeteHegseth #TrumpAdministration
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TRUMP CAVES AND BETRAYS LINDSEY
Donald Trump like a puppet or slave
Was desperate to surrender and cave
..with the sanctions removed
..Russia’s chances improved
But Lindsey is rolling in his grave.
#LindseyGraham #Putin #PutinPuppet
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TRUMP FRAUD HOTLINE FLOODED WITH TIPS
Trump knows his Fraud Hotline is flawed
But Americans will stand and applaud
..we believe that his ilk
..will bribe & will bilk
Til his family is arrested for fraud.
#TrumpAdministration #TrumpFamily #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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LOSER TRUMP DESPERATE TO RIG MIDTERMS
Donald Trump will desperately repeat
He predicts a Republican defeat
..he will glare and glower
..he’s losing his power
And that’s why we know he will cheat.
#TraitorTrump #TrumpGOPCrimeSyndicateForPrison
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WITKOFF SHOWERS PRAISE ON MASS MURDERER
Steve Witkoff will try to maintain
That Putin like Trump is humane
..he admits they are thrilled
..by the millions they killed
And the children they bomb in Ukraine.
#SteveWitkoff #Putin #PutinsPuppet #TraitorTrump
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WITKOFF SHOWERS PRAISE ON PUTIN
Steve Witkoff may attempt to explain
That Russia deserves more free rein
..he’s beginning to think
..we can disrupt Starlink
While pretending Putin is humane.
#SteveWitkoff #Putin #TrumpianFascism
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VANCE PANICS AND PRAISES US ECONOMY
JD Vance may sound strung out and manic
And it seems like he’s starting to panic
..he says without dread
..it’s FULL STEAM AHEAD
And the US is like the Titanic.
#Titanic #JDVance #TrumpAdministration
