@Lindleem

Prickly but squishable. Ooooh shiny! I’m joking.......probably. Calvin and Hobbes for life. Suddenly Sexier

 Somewhere hiding in bushes
Joined May 2009
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Years before phones had DND, I told a guy that I’m not a morning person and he texted me at 5:30 am. 😒
natalee🍒🌸 ✪
@JustwandyyOct 21
What made you block that one talking stage?
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Astros 😍
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You can keep Delilah. I miss Zoe Bonet. The real ones know
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Ah man 🥺
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Oh Dolly, you were meant to live forever 💜
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I’m one step closer to world domination. Need them to bring back the black cherry and all will be right in my world
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Sometimes you need Popeyes spicy tenders and their mashed potatoes
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It has been a long day. Month? Yes, 2 days in. Let’s all go take a nap and try again on Tuesday
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Listen, are they healthy? No. Are they a culinary masterpiece? Also no. But damn if they don’t always hit the spot
Jack in the Box
@JackBoxJun 22
My 75th anniversary is a big deal that calls for a big deal: 2 TACOS FOR JUST 75¢ EVERY TUESDAY UNTIL JUL 7, ONLY ON THE JACK APP

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Of course. Take out his knees
Good Morning America
@GMAJun 5
Could YOU guard the Spurs' 7'4 Victor Wembanyama? We put our GMA staff to the test!
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Ugh 🥺.
Variety
@VarietyJun 5
Anthony Head, the British actor best known for his roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72. His daughters shared in a statement that he “passed away peacefully of complications due to pneumonia, surrounded by his family.” variety.com/2026/tv/news/ant…
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I finally found the perfect bar cabinet and it’s discontinued. *googles how fast can someone become a carpenter
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I feel badly for all the insects that have taken a ride on my car. Their families will never know why they didn’t make it back
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Always and forever
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@MayblifeMay 29
Does anyone else still snip the plastic rings from six packs with scissors before throwing them away because in 1984 you heard that turtles and fish get their heads stuck in them?
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His death hit me hard when I was a teenager
Simpsons Quotes@Simpsons_tweetsMay 28
RIP Phil Hartman. Twenty-eight years ago, today.
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I haven’t been drinking lately so of course today I drink all the drinks. Had a good night with friends though and so appreciative of where life is taking me
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Cancer season coming in hot…in 3-5 years
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Who remembers blowing into the Nintendo games and tapping the console to get the it to work?
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Once again, autocorrect, I implore you to stop changing movers to lovers
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Pacey was always the better choice than Dawson
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