Linnie Hughes

Rib and Cable Stitch Scarflette in Virtual Pink by TheRudePug etsy.me/YLzkl0 via @Etsy

Is it bad that whenever I see a teenage mutant ninja turtle pizza, my mouth waters? #talknerdytome.

Just spilled my container of watermelon all over the floor. My day is ruined, this is so tragic. #whitegirlproblems.

Is it bad that after watching all of these awesome #Marvel films that I have an itch to start reading comic books?

Just tried to unlock my front door using my Jeep key fob again and this time I wasn't even drunk. Oh #summerdaze.

Wait for it... #Trueblood time! The only thing worth waiting all week for. I have the worst patience. Really.

So I've successfully bit down on on my lip 5 times today. Downside? Effing painful. Upside? Cheap alternative to lip injections! #heygirl!

Spa day <3 Happy #Sunday!

With all of the excitement of #Battleship being made into a movie, I think it's time we take another look at Candyland... #Let'sdothis.

Watching Star Trek while giving myself a manicure. I love my days off! #BeammeupScotty!

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." #petsarefamily

Who just saw a piggybacked space shuttle fly over her house? This girl right here. #Onceinalifetime

I'm jonesing for a game of Pretty Pretty Princess. #Nostalgia

You can't put a restraining order on my heart. <3

I love you with all of my boobs. I'd say my heart, but my boobs are bigger.

If at first you don't succeed, then maybe you should do it the way I told you to in the beginning. <3

I love the sound of rain on our skylights.

Vodka? Check. Slurpee? Check. #Letsdothis

My friend used to think that an onion was the only food that could make her cry, until I threw a watermelon in her face.