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Joined February 2011
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Linzo retweeted
Happy Election Day everyone
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i miss when ppl was scared to be sick in public. yall ass just coughing up a storm
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so many friends sending this to me on IG currently 😂
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Happy Halloween kids 🎃🃏💋
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Now as a huge fan of Halloween and just about everything that has to do with costumes, makeup, props etc. I find it as of recently becoming harder to find simple things that back then were typically sold in stores
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Requesting armpit hair is barbaric work Lmaoo
I took a drug test yesterday, this one required they take a hair sample, why the people start laughing then call me up to the counter, “Mr Reed, you know this drug test requires a hair sample right? So where you want us to take it from? Your armpit or beard?” Me:
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ngl something died in me this year for sure
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Why are majority of my friends asking me for help a WEEK away from Halloween. Why are yall doing this to me?
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hey sorry to ask but are you fucking stupid
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If you like candy corn or twizzlers, you deserve to be stoned.
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Halloween is literally next week and I haven’t heard the song Thriller not once…. Yall rey pmo
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My Birria Ramen and chicken Pupusas for lunch is on the way
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Tina Turner dancing in her garden, 2000
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It’s Monday tomorrow and I’m already getting emails.
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it’s a lil Whitney Houston outside today
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Linzo retweeted
That's why he's the GOAT! The GOAT!
I love how people at cons ask him to do anything and he's just "Yeah, why not"
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We’re failing children. These are standard first grade skills.
ohh no I get why they fail 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️isn’t this kinda too difficult for Grade 1s?
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Have a middle school student with parents born in 2000 I’m going to be sick. This is the oldest I’ve ever felt
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Nothing pisses me off more than someone spelling my name wrong when it’s provided in a work email…
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