@LisaScottoline

#1 bestselling author, former lawyer, and pet wrangler. Mom to the amazing novelist @fserritella. Scottoline rhymes with fettuccine.

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Joined February 2009
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The exact moment George steals Eve’s pinecone.
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CHICK WIT Classic: Mother Mary Gets An Idea By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Yay! George graduated puppy kindergarten! He learned Sit, Down, and Be Adorable! 🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓🎓
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I can’t wait to dig into BETWEEN CHAPTERS, a memoir by the great @zibbyowens, a true champion of books and literacy!
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Wow! Sixers and @KingJames give Philly a boost! ❤️
Philadelphia 76ers
@sixersOct 21
BUSINESS HANDLED.
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I’m spending more time at @lisascottoline.bsky.social than here, so please follow me there.
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Chick Wit: Let Them Eat Whatever By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WITH here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Some authors have dogs who sleep at their feet while they work. Evidently mine have better things to do.
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Turned around to find Puppy George stuck in the dishwasher. Pretty sure Big Sister Eve did not put him there….
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Yay! I’m thrilled that THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING has been named to @BNBuzz's Best Mystery and Thriller Books of 2026! Thanks, B&N!
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CHICK WIT: The Mysteries of Fruit By Lisa Scottoline Read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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Big Sister Eve showing surprising tolerance of George's snacking.
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Night Sky Today
@NightSkyTodayOct 6
VISUALIZATION🚨: This is what happened in your brain when you read.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The video shows cultured neurons in a lab dish with growth cones, not activity in a living brain while reading. fMRI studies map reading to distributed networks mainly in left-hemisphere visual/language areas plus cerebellum. technologynetworks.com/neuroscience/v… sciencealert.com/scientists-rev… brainfacts.org/thinking-sensi…
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Happy 2nd Birthday to Eve (on the right)! Best big sister ever to George! 👑
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I’m stressing about the Eagles game, but George isn’t. Go Birds!
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CHICK WIT: Parasocial Life By Lisa Scottoline You can read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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YAAASSSS!!! TD!!! Go Birds! Second half is past puppy bedtime…
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George’s first Eagles game! Go Birds!
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Chick Wit: Deliver Us from Eve By Lisa Scottoline You can read CHICK WIT here: scottoline.com/chick-wit/
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