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Sorry babe we just cant be together. I really like you and everything but you like me and honestly thats kind of a huge red flag
The incubus likes me to lay on him with my full body weight when I cum inside him, he might be on the spectrum
Getting a group of people together to fent lean in a nice neighbourhood to drive the housing prices down
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Pull into the bike lane and some guy walking on the sidewalk: "I'll fucking kill you"
Me: Oh yeah?
Him: "Not you, you fucking faggot"
He fucking got my ass
Literally just had sex less then an hour ago and yet I still feel the urge to coom someone just fucking put me down please this shit is intolerable
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Petplay but there's neither pets nor play and we just kind of stare at each other blankly wondering where it all went wrong
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Yeah, that's right. I'm a FULL BLOWN CHUD. It's not some kind of LARP. I honestly believe we should take gay's right to vote away and women's ability to marry too. I'm chudding so effing hard right now it's insane.
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