@LittleMissLizz

Tourette’s makes me twitchy. Mom made me sassy. Hebrew school gave me anxiety. Drummer. Hockey lover. Muppet devotee. Punk rock Amélie. Pixie.🧚

 Washington, DC/FernGully
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Joined March 2013
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Men: Nerdy girls are so hot. Me: Did you know the reason they don’t allow droids in the Mos Eisley Cantina is because droids don’t drink so it wastes useful customer space? Men: ...yeah, not like that.
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“Rock on, gold dust woman.” 🎶
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This is the last time I try to order a human full moon sacrifice from Temu. It never arrives on time. Sigh. Who will let me sacrifice them under the full moon? NO WEIRDOS. 🙄
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vapid ally@anotherxxbunnyJun 22
Stay grateful, motherfuckers
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The fine art of noticing & celebrating the details. buymeacoffee.com/thesassiest…
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erika@yeeeerikaOct 22
i don't want to circle back i want to do the monster mash
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It’s International Worship a Weird Woman Day. I decided.
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fresils@iFresilsJul 10
please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.
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“Girl, what that mouth do?” Hurt your feelings & inhale breakfast potatoes, mostly.
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@LittleMissLizzOct 18
“All the beauty of life is made up of light and shadow.” – Leo Tolstoy⁠ buymeacoffee.com/thesassiest…
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“All the beauty of life is made up of light and shadow.” – Leo Tolstoy⁠ buymeacoffee.com/thesassiest…
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Punk Rock Pixie Spotted Today in Central Park 🧚
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Forever furious that the universe gave wings to mosquitos but not to me.
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The B.
@anerdonfire2Oct 13
Not now bitch, I'm doing a puzzle.
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I’m so grumpy today. Blergh. Not a fan.
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My mother, who is 19 years older than Josh Homme, asking me about Josh Homme. I love her so much.
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How it feels making stew in October:
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Also, I’m way funnier on Threads these days. You should probably follow me there: “thetwitchypixie”. I cross post here sometimes but not always.
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It’s Friday & I’m ready to be an entire problem. ✨🤘🏼☕️💋
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Happy Wednesday. Feel free to enable my last bastion of sanity, if you so choose! ✨☕️ buymeacoffee.com/thesassiest…
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Just posted a photo dump of some recent adventures/shenanigans! The full elf photo shoot plus recent California adventures will be posted later this week! ✨🤘🏼
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