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Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
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This is close to one my "impending fall of the Mullah Regime" indicators.
A major Russian aerial/ground evacuation from Tehran with lots of people and records, like we saw from Baghdad to Syria immediately before Operation Desert Storm, is at the top of my indicator list.
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A New Jersey-based fan named Rev Ciancio visited 77 different ballparks this season. At each one, he would get a hot dog with mustard, eat it after “Take Me Out to the Ballgame,” and grade it. Here are his top 10:
10. Joliet Slammers (National Association of Professional Baseball): A “rock solid” offering.
9. Lehigh Valley Iron Pigs (Triple-A PHI): “Exactly what a ballpark hot dog is supposed to taste like.”
8. Sussex County Miners (National Association of Professional Baseball): “They’re the only team that I’ve been to that has a ripper, where they’re actually deep-frying the hot dog.”
7. Albuquerque Isotopes (Triple-A COL): “It’s almost foul to highlight how good the hot dog was because there’s so much good there.”
6. Boston Red Sox: “This is one of the Major League stadiums where the lore of the hot dog holds true.”
5. Richmond Flying Squirrels (Double-A SF): “It was just a well-rounded hot dog. Like there was magic and you don’t know why.”
4. Brooklyn Cyclones (High-A NYM): “It’s part of their culture to have a good hot dog.”
3. Chicago Cubs: “I feel like Chicago teams have a right and a duty to produce good hot dogs.”
2. Chicago Dogs (American Association): The poppyseed bun was an “ingredient difference maker.”
1. Reading Fightin Phils (Double-A Phillies): “When you eat a hot dog at Reading, it’s as though every single hot dog was individually cooked. One person took one hot dog and made sure it was perfect.”
Read about Ray here: atmlb.com/4sjmoGx
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This is how I'd fix the iPhone Duo's ridiculous sidebar. I call it Twin Islands.
Two little glass bars: one around the camera for statuses, one at the bottom for app controls.
Apps get the full width of the screen. Controls stay under your thumb. Thoughts?
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ETFA00715181 redacted to Epstein Nov 6 2017:
“During Trump’s Riyadh visit in May 2017 a private yacht discreetly arrived at Jeddah Port; heavily
guarded and identity hidden… - delivering several boxes of cash ($1B)… from MBS himself & the yacht belonged indirectly to Trump”
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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Guy who has complained about George Soros for years has given 4x more than George Soros ever gave in a single cycle, the largest amount spent on a single election by an individual in history
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Sad day! In my way to @BethesdaCrabs I called my friend Yen and didn’t answer…and calling the restaurant they told me he passed away last Friday!! He was a super nice guy! Mr.
crab expert…please hug everyone always! Smile at them
Always…..Be nice always…you never know when is the last time you hug them😢RIP my friend!
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feels like there's kind of an elephant in the room with this map but I can't quite put my finger on it
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Somebody is going to be in a world of shock when they get back to their car at the SLC Airport. Damn!
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No hands touch any of it. Not the folding, not the throwing.
This machine folds a paper airplane by itself. Then it launches it across the room. And it’s built entirely out of LEGO.
Feed a blank sheet into the front. Rows of rollers pull it in, and the gears start turning.
The paper gets creased, folded, and shaped step by step, exactly the way you’d fold a plane by hand, just done by plastic bricks instead of fingers.
Out the other end comes a finished paper airplane, perfectly folded, every crease sharp.
And it doesn’t stop there. A spinning launch wheel grabs the plane and fires it forward, sending it flying off the table on its own.
Hundreds of LEGO pieces, driven by motors, running through one long sequence worked out to the last fold.
The thing every kid does in class, turned into a full machine that builds and flies it for you.
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я больше не хочу на Burning Man
я хочу на фестиваль в Колорадо, где люди наряжаются грибами🍄
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No one in the history of media knew the interior workings of a young boy’s brain better than Bill Watterson
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25 years ago today, we introduced the iPod. 1,000 songs in your pocket.
A small team. An unforgiving deadline. We had months to bring the hardware, software, and music experience together. Proud of what we built and that it means so much to people still today. A device that has been woven in many ways into our lives. People have filled their iPods with road trips, breakups, workouts, special occasions with family and friends.
How cool that the iPod has become part of culture and our stories. 25 years, it’s hard to believe! Celebrating the team that made it happen today 👏
@StevenLevy was there from the start @WIRED wired.com/story/im-still-con…
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This is how the candidates are listed on Alaska's ballots. It's clearly marked, which one is the GOP candidate and which one is just a guy
NEW: DOJ is suing to prevent Alaska from certifying its election results until the state investigates whether the other "Dan Sullivan" on the ballot created "voter confusion" to the detriment of incumbent GOP Sen. Dan Sullivan.
w/ @G_Svirnovskiy
politico.com/news/2026/10/23…
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Shigeru Miyamoto, the creator of Super Mario, will receive the Order of Culture from Emperor Naruhito.
It will be first time the Japan has given this award to a video game creator. It's traditionally been given to artists and scholars.
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so for all the people that think their phone has been listening and targeting ads even though it is almost impossible, it just might have been the tv in the room and that is basically verified xitter.cf/0x0SojalSec/status/211…
WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners.
Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads.
Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was.
Got a root shell.
then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems.
This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.












































