Omar Zia

What’s happening? The Butlerian Jihad. This is how it starts.

Trump surprised that ending wars not same thing as building hotels.

Paul Simon is the Godfather of Emo

Sneakers now look like socks with really thick soles…

Trump Tariff. Stocks Slammed. Economy Emasculated. Government Goons. Hope y’all enjoyed Alliteration Day this week!

The fact that anyone eats anything other than leftovers for breakfast is a testament to the singular power of marketing.

I’m as skeptical as the next guy, but there is something almost indecent about putting a guy who sounds like a lung cancer patient in charge of HHS

Karma finally ran over my Dogma.

“I went to Starbucks and ordered a Crappuccino by accident”- How GenXers will age.

I don’t remember this much outrage at RBG not stepping down, and yet the impact of that decision was quite weighty.

Can we get AI to bring Jim Croce back? As in his whole career had he not died.

So Subarus get into more accidents than other cars?

Worst part of training a dog is sifting through all the trainers that are secretly human trainers, not dog trainers…

Houthis need to change their name. It sounds too much like the Rwanda conflict.

23 and Me is now 23 and Everybody. Good Luck!!!

The guitar break in Black Dog still hurts my head.

You’ve misunderstood the function of an umbrella. You carry one to prevent the rain!

Neil Young and Crazy Horse #theROXY in LA Sept 20-21 @nilslofgren is Bruce giving you a few days off for this??? #SantaMonicaFliers

I can’t get any balder…

Sail on Shadow Captain. @thedavidcrosby