Laura. There has to be more.
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It's your semi-regular reminder to read Fantastic Four by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, and then talk to me about it.
Please.
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Just woke up outside the ruins of David Walliams World. Where is my wife? Where are my children? Why is it so foggy? Why do I have a map for a place called “Silent Hill” in my pocket? Surely this radio will allow me to find some information that isn’t terrifying static…
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They've slashed the prices on all of David Walliams' books on Amazon for some reason so I've just spent five grand buying as many copies as I can. As long as no emerging news stories prevent the books from gaining value again I don't see how this investment can possibly fail
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caught myself hitting an awful little “don’t mind if i do” shoulder shimmy opening a yerba mate at 11am as if i was doing something scandalous. as a white woman who is about to turn 30, this is sort of like when the protagonist coughs and then blood is revealed on the tissue
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Everybody wants to be Anakin until they get to the part where he gets his balls burned off in a sea of lava
I am so open to people not liking this movie. I am so understanding of people who dislike the tone, who think the comedy is too much or that Abrams is too hammy. But instead so many people seem so determined to knock the film by going "Uhmm, but, like, there's no puzzles???"
Theyre arguing about whether the Cregger film is 'Resident Evil enough' again I can't fucking TAKE IT ANYMORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If anything, if he really wanted to make it game accurate, Cregger should have set the movie in 2028
"May 16th 1998
I heard a researcher who tried to escape from this mansion was shot last night. My entire body feels burning and itchy at night. When I was scratching the swelling on my arms, a lump of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell is happening to me?"
