Logan O'Hara

4 years ago while at work I posed for a google maps drone, never knowing if the fruits of my labor payed off. Today we have our answer. (I’m the cute chubby one)

Officially coming out of retirement. Like this tweet if you missed me.

My ideal Saturday night.

Never ask google how to slide into a woman’s DM’s.

Ever heard of a tiger shrimp? That’s how I describe myself to possible mates. Small but mighty.

For all of you wondering, I just applied to be on bachelor in paradise Canada. They asked me how tall I was and I panicked and said 6’5. Rude awakening for them when I show up.

That’s 52 more time a year than me.

Papa is hungry today

Alright Santa, I haven’t asked for much in my time (Pokémon cards, a bike, etc) All I ask for this Christmas is a girlfriend. You’ve got 46 minutes, don’t let me down bitch.

I just ran out of likes on tinder, bumble, and hinge. How’s your day going? Just kidding, don’t give a fuck.

Guess I’m out of the picture then. Nice!

Since the last one was so underwhelming, here’s 4 more to wet your whistle. If you don’t like these then I don’t like you.

Ah yes, hilarious Logan. What an impressive idea.

I made a folder on my phone called “comedy is my bitch” specifically for when I think of a tweet that I think is funny while I’m drunk. I never actually tweet them. If you would like to see them, like this.

My favourite part about Snapchat is that I control the angles. I can look like Tom cruise if I want to but I know better than to catfish my friends who see me everyday.