So… even the baseball gods hate the @BaseballLoons

So… can’t predict the weather, admins, umps, podcasters, fields, brackets, cuts of meat, wives, Willow hops, @BaseballLoons defense, old hamstrings or bullshit curveballs. You can be sure of death, taxes and @BaseballLoons being looney. See you tomorrow, Bitches. Be ready.

So… When the official account becomes the burner:

So… Nice to see you’re not dead @BaseballLoons! ☠️💀☠️

So… @BaseballLoons game day. No brisket on the menu today so the boys are a bit ornery. Those storms didn’t keep you up @AngelsInTheFed? You’re looking a bit tired.

So… @BaseballLoons #stud

So… despite the extra rest period, the brisket was safe and @BaseballLoons approved. See you next Saturday in Hastings.

So… @BaseballLoons get the delayed W 6-2. Stay tuned for a live brisket situation report.

So… @BaseballLoons v Silverbacks off to a great start. #noump Worried about that post game brisket at this point. How long do you rest your brisket? Comment below (since we have nothing else to do)!

So… @BaseballLoons not satisfied with one solid defensive performance so they’re at Large Willow taking some grounders and scouting the rest of the bracket. OK - partially true.

So… no 1 v 8 upset on my watch. @BaseballLoons commit ZERO errors and get the W in game 1. Will I show again? Will the Loons get back to their softball scoring ways? Will their fragile psyches recover from the their precipitous drop into single A? Find out Sun at large Willow.

So… @BaseballLoons were hoping to work on their defense before playoffs but The Commish is radio silent. Maybe he's been busy planning next year's All Star Game? I guess we will take two 7-0 forfeits. Only time the Loons would give up zero runs with no errors.

So… Happy 4th of July @TheFedMN @FedUpBaseball! @BaseballLoons

So… @BaseballLoons get back in the W column 5-2 over the STMA Knight Angels by only dropping 2 fly balls and limiting hit batsmen to single digits. Too clean for my taste… Plus what’s the point of wasting all your energy “fielding” instead of mashing🤷‍♂️

So… @BaseballLoons drop 2 in a row, Sunday vs Burnsville due to a zillion errors and a screaming toddler and last night get walked off in extras by @MtkaSaints on a possibly caught ball in center field and a possibly hit batsmen with the bases juiced. Very Looney.

So, no @BaseballLoons game at Large Willow. WTF @MtkaSaints are lucky, Loons thrive in water. @TheFedMN