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I just want to enjoy the Bills

Buffalo, NY
Joined November 2018
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Take care of each other.
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Buying just to be buying is stupid
I’d love for the Bills to trade for a player that required two 1st round picks to be totally honest
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#Bills OL Alec Anderson had a great rep vs future HOF’er Aaron Donald… and Aaron clapped back immediately. Love hearing these stories!
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Buckner and Bunym’s contracts are probably prohibitive if you’re wondering, but Cam Taylor-Britt might be gettable on an expiring deal
Trade: Colts have agreed to send eight-time Pro-Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seattle Seahawks, per me and @rapsheet. Nelson is on an expiring contract and the Colts are opting to get back draft capital now before they could lose him in free agency. But an all-time Colt now moves on to the Seahawks.
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Gotta figure Taylor is available too then
Trade! The Colts are sending eight-time Pro Bowl guard Quenton Nelson to the Seahawks for a 2027 third-round pick and a 2028 fifth-round pick, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.
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He's so close...
JD Vance: "Gas prices are too high ... they skyrocket every time some tinpot dictator decides to throw a tantrum"
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My new crusade is that screens are the most overrated play in football. Screens avg’d negative EPA/play across the league in 2025 (SIS)
The Eagles have now called 18 screen plays this season. They have totaled -2 yards on those plays (TruMedia).
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Out of 90 qualifying WRs with at least 100 routes run, Keon Coleman is 1st in EPA per target at 1.07 and 1st in targeted success rate at 70.8%
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14 years of 26 Shirts 🥹 What a ride. Let’s keep it rolling, Buffalo. I love you
Volume 20 starts now. Fourteen years into 26 Shirts, the mission still runs deeper than just the shirt. Our first campaign of Volume 20, "Runs Deeper," supports Tyler Lynch as he undergoes treatment for thymic carcinoma. Presented by @westherr: 26yw.co/runs-deeper-x
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Corporate jobs suck so hard
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S1 of True Detective is all time Chernobyl Deadwood But there is another that is wild, provocative, heartbreaking, & yet somehow reassuring the sometimes weird power of love
Besides THE WIRE, THE SOPRANOS and GAME OF THRONES, what’s one HBO series everyone needs to watch at least once? Looking for those underrated gems and all-time greats that deserve to be in the conversation.
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Mike Tomlin just picked the Seahawks in part bc “their defense has a nickname” (I am not lying). Mark it down as 7 wks. It took NBC 7 wks to Jason Garrettify Mike Tomlin.
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Coma someone please explain the Texans to me?
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Where’s this version of Arch been?
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The LaNorris Sellers cycle
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In 2025 from the Wildcard to the Conference Championship Drake Maye posted an EPA of -0.055. The Patriots went 3-0 in those games.
Here’s how I see it. Maye has to be perfect or the team loses. Zero margins for error. Good win Bears fans, but you’re lying if you don’t walk away from this game acknowledging Caleb Williams has it SO much easier in Chicago.
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I hope to reach a place where my empathy is toxic, contagious, & irreversible.
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There gonna be some mad mad people on this app
WE'VE GOT A BLOCKBUSTER! 👀 Connor Hellebuyck is headed to the @NJDevils!
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When did you know you got married? I knew I’d gotten married when all of a sudden there was a little basket for the toilet paper.
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How far the Philly run gm has fallen
Rushing Success vs. Box Defenders Faced Data: @FTNFantasy, Weeks 1 - 6
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