rogue alpaca

my very religious but supportive elderly neighbor asked me what I’m giving up for pride because I think she thinks it’s like lent and the pride parades are like mardi gras?? anyway I panicked and said oatmeal

love that this is how I found out lol

inadequate field grades should be bullied more

just remembered the time I got a coin from an LTC and he said “no one’s made me feel like that since I briefed my first battalion commander as a platoon leader”

these are my awards, mother. from army. (wishing a happy WFX/YS endex to all those who celebrate)

WHERE are our PRIORITIES. even my garbage disposal lieutenant opted for an MRE.

it’s wild that multiple sergeants major have tried to correct me on my (in regs) braid length but not one of them has done something about the increasingly dire scrambled egg problem

obsessed

tony showed up late (he wanted to ride in the whip) tony’s boyfriend opted for the thanksgiving shift (but got us a reservation and a comped meal) and mel (car rental counter girl) adopted me for a day of hiking and coffee. 10/10 friendsgiving.