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Lu Whitley

@LuJWhitley

Oddball author seeks like-minded psychopaths for uproariously fun adventures and assorted crime fighting shenanigans.

 Springfield, IL
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Joined September 2012
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When I was little, I wanted to marry @rickastley ...turns out that hasn't changed ❤️
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The #GreatPumpkin...and Kermie, the tiny froggy that lives in The Great Pumpkin instagram.com/p/CSxvXJRDC7B/…
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Spending a month tracking a package from China is the best vacation I've taken this year
Never use @ViasatInc $200 a month for internet that doesn't work and no one that will help when it dies. There need to be better rural internet providers!!!
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In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)
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Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Chico's Suede Bomber. poshmark.com/listing/602c73c… #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp
Chico's Suede Bomber

Chico's Suede Bomber

Chico's size 3 (women's 16-18) Soft teal color. 100% leather. $200 originally. Worn only a few times. Bought in 2007. Still in great shape.

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Yeah I got a dm too. Scam? 🤷
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Replying to @tehbatman86
I replied to ur dm did I win too?
Pushing a stack of shopping carts through the work parking lot in the snow 🤣 #barbarian @Schwarzenegger
Throw your back out lifting a pack of twizzlers. #lifeat39
#adulting is pausing the teenage romcom to Google the actor you're perving over to make sure he's not jail bait IRL
January 20th- Everyone else: Yay, the inauguration! Me: Yay, The Scarred Mage of Roseward book 3! #bookaddict @SylviaMercedes1
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Sometimes you watch waaay too much @bradmondonyc before bed and dream you have 90210 Brenda Walsh bangs...so you say "why the hell not," and get the scissors. #nottooshabby instagram.com/p/CKKmuiSgVQi/…
Boy it'd be nice to pay my electric bill.
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A total prize pool of $200,000 awaits you. Get the chance of a sure-win draw and earn up to $1 for each friend you invite! Your referrals will get 40 bonuses each.

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Someone found the pile of clean warm blankies mommy was folding. #spoileddog #dogmom instagram.com/p/CEkb1mjAGhH/…
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Co-workers, napping on the job. #doglife instagram.com/p/CCTxbVPAlGp/…
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