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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
This occurred immediately day after I prayed the Rosary all month for all the yearners. Ask her out bros
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Came across a family last night all dressed as Pokémon.
Their ~4 year old dressed as pikachu: Happy Halloween.
Me: Happy Halloween, pikachu
Pikachu: actually I’m a human not pikachu
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I’ve fallen to grave sin again please pray for me.
I took another candy from the candy bowl.
As per usual in my life, I am always randomly presented a Father Mike Schmitz video when I needed it most
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Friends, one of the marks of the natural religious attitude is that the seekers are always in control of the conversation: They set out to find ultimate meaning on their own terms.
But a revealed religion, like Christianity, holds that God has spoken. Our quest is real and it can be holy, but what finally matters is that God has answered it on his terms.
There’s an old couple in my neighborhood where the lady is wheelchair-bound. The older gentleman will take care of the yard and then they’ll both go through the yard together and check out what he’s done. Right now I see them looking at all the Halloween decorations together. Love is real and it warms my heart so much
This ain’t it
FIRST DATE 💘🪄
Two people. Zero supervision.
Sometimes the best love stories begin with two people who really ought to know better.
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