𝙈𝙊𝙉𝙀𝙔 𝙎𝙃𝙊𝙏

ᅠㅤㅤㅤ 𝗬𝗨𝗨 𝗧𝗔𝗞𝗘𝗬𝗔𝗠𝗔 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗥𝗜𝗦𝗜𝗡𝗚 , 𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗛- 𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗢

Scampering through her mansion like a cryptid with a twinkie in his mouth. . .

“OÍ! QUIT EATING MY FOOD!”

. . . Oh you poor child ~

Did she . . . Eat it all Like . . . The icing too .ᐣ

⠀ ❝ mhm .ᐣ oh nothing dear ~ ❞ ⠀

⠀ Jokes on her , rumi only buys carrots .ᐟ ⠀

“That’s not a good answer.”

He’s wondering how and when she even got into his apartment..

“Mt Lady, why? Why would you eat my snacks? ;~;”

She’s literally the reason he buys them, gotta keep her ass nice and plump. “So which one is your favorite? American beer or Japanese beer?”

“ everything — ? “ staring at the card , blank expression , completely confused . “ okay , uh , well … you’re gonna have to give me a second to look at my bank statement , so i can figure out the cost of all this junk … “

“ everybody’s got a limit to their patience . if you didn’t wear that suit , mine would’ve worn off way earlier . i know i called you a whore for wearing it , and everything , but it DOES look good on you , i won’t lie . “

“ are you kidding me ? jesus fuck , y’know what ? fine . it’s fine . but if you’re gonna steal my food , you’re gonna stay in the cafe while you eat it . consider it paying me for it in your company . as unpleasant as it is . “

“ and clothes are supposed to cover your body , not reveal it to the world like some kind of cheap … stupid … oh , fuck it . it is so pointless to keep arguing back and forth with you . stiiiill not letting you take my shit , though . “

“ oh please , just because you’re stupidly hot , doesn’t mean you’re ANYTHING special . and i’ll have you know that it doesn’t matter if my outfit sucks , because i don’t parade it around the streets begging for people to look at it ! “

/ / not me LYING about sleeping bc now ren is fighting with a whole ass grown woman for stealing from his fridge

Metal clanking?! Is this thing dangerous?! She can't keep that here of all places!!

“ oh please , your name belongs in the forgotten dc character list , and your stupid outfit makes you look like a slutty magician’s assistant ! “