One last thing from me: chrislusto.com/sayonara-samm…

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I’ve had a few people take me up on my offer to communicate with me via paper and postal workers. DM me if you want to get in on the action.

Roads in Los Angeles don’t have speed limits so much as they have speed aspirations.

The most impressive thing about Frank Thomas’s career is that he is—somehow—the best actor in every single one of those Nugenix commercials.

I’m going to get off this website soon, with no particular plan to come back. DMs are open. If you want to correspond via the U.S. Postal Service, message me and we can make that happen. Otherwise I’ll hit you with the goosebumps walkaway in a couple weeks.

The only blemish on the entire series is that Ron Swanson would definitely know that Corinthian leather isn't a real thing.

“Let’s not have a conversation that none of us knows the point of.” — @shapeoperator, as always, proving that he’s good at being in charge of stuff

Curious whether @SarahTaber_bww has developed a take on /Anna Karenina/. Because I came for the love story, but I’m pretty into Levin’s farm.

So, @approx_normal, meet @ms_murphyPVHS. You should be friends.

“[M]ost of the time this happens, it will probably be a user error that produces a confusing plot, slowly.” — @shapeoperator diagnosing the worst kind of error

`git push` is my favorite way to find all my typos

I mean, the “preaching” is a pretty important distinction here, yeah? Traditional sexual morality isn’t about women deciding to fuck less. It’s about men telling women to fuck less. So the less fucking part doesn’t take us a very long way toward this exciting rediscovery.

Things Vim users accidentally type into Slack: jkuujkkkkjkjk:q Sorry, @shapeoperator.

However, Bunny Money™ is redeemable at the bar, our gift shop, and our sister club in Fort Myers, Florida. wired.com/story/hack-binance…

I realize my last couple tweets have been me complaining about people using parking lots incorrectly. I’ll get us back to regularly scheduled programming now.

Purchasing gasoline entitles you to locate your car at a pump: A. for the duration of your consumer experience on the premises. B. until you have finished using the pump.