Maine dad & husband 🦞 Car finance insider by day, memecoin homework by night. Pats forever. Helping you buy smarter. Coin talk is NFA.
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I studied 86 Solana memecoins from October 🦞
The biggest lesson wasn't what to buy. It was what kills a coin.
memecoin homework from a Maine dad 🧵
A solo Bitcoin miner hit a full block this morning for about 3.14 BTC. Pi day came early. Meanwhile my odds of finding two matching kid shoes before we leave the house are still worse.
Bitcoin ETFs saw $1.28B in weekly outflows. Wall Street gets a weekend off. The chart never does. At least pancakes don't have a liquidation price.
Everyday AI tip. Memory that cleans itself up overnight is how you stop re-explaining your life every morning. Dad move: voice-note the chaos after pickup, ask for next steps and a meal plan. Don't paste private stuff // what should yours remember first?
Memory is what allows Claude to learn from experience. In a new Engineering Blog post, we share how “dreaming” helps Claude organize what it’s learned, correct its mistakes, and find what it needs more easily the next time. anthropic.com/research/compo…
Franchise QB weekend. Maye and Love both earned that label. Measuring-stick Sunday at Gillette with Brady in the booth. From Maine we're locked // does Maye pass this one?
"New England and Green Bay - These are the two best examples of what franchise quarterbacks are."
@colincowherd talks Drake Maye and Jordan Love
M00NB00TY retweeted
Tonight’s outcome isn’t about placing faith in Democrats or socialist principles; it’s about holding Republicans accountable for betraying their promises.
All Republicans had to do was:
1. put Americans First
2. not start another war
3. prosecute sex traffickers
Of course we care about Josh Allen, Jimbo.
We're his daddy.
Dads keep an eye on the kids.
8-7 in the playoffs, 0 Super Bowls.
Somebody's gotta check on him every January
Bucs beat the Falcons 16-0 without completing a single pass. 324 rushing yards.
That's my bedtime routine with the kids. No trick plays, no negotiating, just run it straight up the middle till somebody's asleep 🏈
Trade idea going around: Pritchard, Hauser, Walsh, Garza and two firsts for Trey Murphy.
That's not a trade, that's asking for the whole bench and the car keys. Pritchard stays ☘️
An economist swapped his Subaru for a Tesla and says $99/mo self-driving gets him a car plus a driver for roughly his old gas money.
From the finance office: first monthly add-on I've seen people want to keep instead of asking how to cancel.
Tether's CEO on stage: "We have, give or take, 150,000 BTC. It's not much but it's honest work."
Me at 7 PM guarding the kids' Halloween candy: give or take 40 Reese's. Also honest work 🍫
Before FICO scores existed, lenders approved loans off job history, payment records and a reference letter from your professor.
From the finance office: scores made it faster, but what gets you approved hasn't really changed. Pay on time, keep the job, don't max everything.
Patriots activated OT Marcus Bryant off IR before the Packers come to town.
More big bodies in front of Drake Maye is the only roster move I never need explained. Keep that kid clean 🏈
Fed survey: nearly 1 in 5 families fell behind on bills in 2025, the most since the Great Recession.
Years in a car finance office taught me the car payment is rarely what breaks people. It's everything stacked on top of it. Know your whole monthly number.
Celtics are -35.1 in net rating with Mitchell Robinson on the floor through six games.
Mazzulla has him setting screens out by the arc. That's like sending me to Costco without a list. Let the big man live by the rim ☘️