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Joined August 2026
This is what real biohacking looks like by the way
Charlie Sheen says he relied on Xanax, alcohol and time travel naps just to stay alive on the set of his hit sitcom "I was doing this thing where I was partying, hitting the pipe, either girls or porn or both. I felt like I was time traveling from 1:00 a.m. to 7:00 a.m. It felt like 15 minutes, whereas 9:00 to midnight felt normal" "The hours I really needed to settle in and enjoy just vanished. And then someone's banging on my door, 'Dude, you're late, what the f*ck?' And I'm still sideways" "So I'd pop half a Xanax, hit the pillow, and try to meditate with a body just vibrating from crack all night" "Then I'd hit the shower and say, 'I only have to navigate from this shower to the next shower.' That's about 11, 12 hours, just shower to shower" "I get to work and have that midday drop-off. I wasn't hitting the pipe at work, but I needed to keep fuel in the engine, so I started drinking" "People look at sitcoms like, 'Oh, they're having a fun time.' It gets super f*cking complicated"
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Tryna hype myself up in my room rn because I forgot I booked footy addicts and it’s freezing and this isn’t how I want to spend my Thursday evening
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That first studs to shins connection I’m not dying for this
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Having to sell my meta glasses because there’s too much of a creep brand attached to them so now I cannot wear them in good faith without being known as a wearer of nonce glasses when I just wanted to film my basketball games
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Beast mode ok ok ok ok ok
this mf really got five zyn tins out on his desk at a time
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When i met nichecoolguy at the bfi southbank last month
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Replying to @M7DMEN
2000s tv was shot like this?
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if you told me primetime was color graded by a guy who just watched a davinci resolve tutorial on youtube I would believe you
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i take great offense in everyone being shocked that oppenheim is openly talking abt the major themes of his goddamn movie like did u guys think he was a moron who accidentally stumbled into a nuclear family abuse portrait. lmfao.
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Best 2PT Defensive FG% In The 2026-27 NBA Regular Season (Min. 30 2PT DFGA): 1. Luka Doncic — 21.9% 2. Miles Bridges — 23.3% 3. LeBron James — 30.3% 4. Donovan Clingan — 36.7% 4. Ronald Holland II — 36.7% 6. Victor Wembanyama — 38.3% 7. Ausar Thompson — 38.7% 8. Quenton Jackson — 40.0% 9. Kel'el Ware — 40.5% 10. Michael Porter Jr. — 41.0%
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Sorry for being a casual who Tf is the last guy
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Better late than never #NW
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Why am I shaking?
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I love when London turns into eyes wide shut core
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