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Writer . HR Professional . Football & Athletics Fan . #CFC Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication.

Nigeria
Joined October 2011
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Moshood A. Hassan retweeted
Let me tell you people how Tinubu’s tenure will go. It’s so easy to predict. 1. In June, subsidy will be removed. This will trigger inflation never seen in Nigeria before. I see people refer to transportation costs (for humans), but it’s a lot more than that.
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Moshood A. Hassan retweeted
Your safety is such a priority in aviation that, it is non-negotiable and NOT a democracy. At this rate, people would soon begin to say that fastening their seat belts is not sensible, too, or that their rights to walk around the cabin during turbulence should not be controlled. But, every rule in civil aviation was created for your safety, not to antagonise you. Some of these rules are adjusted as technology discovers new ways to tackle some of the safety and security challenges that arise. In the past, you could walk through aviation security with your shoes. Then the shoe bomber happened, and security protocols changed. You were now required to remove your shoes for scanning. Today, some airports have the technology to allow sneakers walk through while boots and other heavy shoes must still pass through the scanner. It is for your safety. You only know what is in your shoes. You do not know what the next passenger has installed in the soles of their shoes. Criminals, terrorists, and hijackers innovate daily, and regulators must also do the same, both proactively and reactively. Better to be proactive. Take the 9/11 terrorist attacks for instance. It changed the way that civil aviation handles security protocols. People carry liquid explosives. This is why liquids over 100ml are not allowed in most airports. Some airports now have the technology to allow more volume. Once you cross over to the duty free area, the goods you purchase have undergone strict regulatory and security controls. The airport can voich for those items. There is a reason you are advised not to accept to help other passengers watch over their bags if they want to use the restroom; they may look innocent, like Abdulmutalab - the Christmas Day bomber - but you have no idea what is in their bags. Same reason you should never accept to help another passenger carry their carry-on luggage through aviation security posts. It may seem like a simple act of humanity to you, to the extent that you'd want to exercise your right to question the rules......until you land in jail for a crime you did not commit. In fact, during check in, you get asked questions like, "Did you pack your bag yourself?" It is for your good. Too many innocent people are languishing in various jails today, for being too simplistic about these rules. Sometimes, it is your favourite uncle who, unknown to you, is a drug pusher, that sets you on the path to deathrow by asking you to help him deliver a harmless looking package to someone else at your destination. Be careful. Comply with the regulations. You see, passengers do not have the requisite experience and knowledge to question the rules in this peculiar industry at a particularlevel. Beyond customer service and experience, safety is not your remit to question. IT IS NOT A DEMOCRACY BECAUSE MARGINS FOR ERROR SHOULD BE ZERO, AND YOUR SAFETY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE. Obey the regulations and focus on arriving safely at destination. Aviation is one of the few industries where you genuinely 'f**k around and find out'......usually too late because, by the time you realise the consequence of your meddlesomeness, you are already falling from the sky and dying. In Nigeria, the instruction to turn off your phone is only for take off and landing. You can use your device at cruise level. What is hard about this? Countries operate at different levels of technological advancement, and each state must apply the rules that apply to its peculiar operating environment, so long as ICAO's minimum allowable standards are met. So, for the perfumes, wait and buy from duty free, or pack them properly in your checked in luggage. Someday soon, Nigeria will be able to allow more than 100ml on board. Most advanced countries still don't allow it. I wish you safe flights ahead.
There are things I will never understand, no matter how hard I try. Take airport regulations, for example. Airport officials frown at passengers travelling with perfumes. If they find certain quantities in your luggage during security checks, they often confiscate them. But the moment you pass through security and enter the departure lounge, you will find shops selling those same perfumes. You can walk into one of those shops, buy an entire bag of perfumes, and proceed to board your flight with them. So, essentially, you are telling passengers that certain perfumes cannot pass through airport security, but allowing those same products to be sold at the door of the plane. Does that make sense? How about Airplane Mode and the insistence by some flight attendants that every mobile device must be completely switched off during takeoff and landing? On my last flight from Lagos, a flight attendant approached me and asked me to switch off my phone. I politely explained that my phone was already on Airplane Mode. She insisted that I switch it off completely. So, I asked her whether she understood the reason behind the instruction she was so determined to enforce. From her response, I was heartbroken. She had no understanding of the theory behind the rule she was enforcing. One of the reasons airlines restrict the use of electronic devices during certain phases of flight is to minimise potential interference from radio transmissions. And what exactly is Airplane Mode designed to do? Disable the phone’s cellular radio transmissions. The rule to switch off mobile phones were made when phones had no Airplane Mode features. The Airplane Mode features were introduced to mobile devices to help passengers use their phones while flying. Even the name alone explains this. On some flights, the announcement is straightforward: switch off your electronic devices or put them on Airplane Mode. On many local flights in Nigeria, however, some flight attendants insist on complete shutdowns without being able to explain why Airplane Mode is supposedly insufficient. And this is where my problem lies. Not necessarily with the rules, but with our relationship with rules. We have become so accustomed to receiving instructions, memorising them, repeating them and enforcing them that we sometimes forget the most important question: WHY? A person can spend ten years enforcing a rule without ever understanding the problem that rule was created to solve. And when you ask questions, they interpret your curiosity as disobedience. Perhaps one of our biggest problems as a society is that we have trained too many people to obey instructions and too few to understand them. We have perfected the art of following procedures without questioning their purpose. Sometimes, the people enforcing the rules are even more confused than the people being forced to obey them. Another very useless practice is the checking of car trunks at hotels and some other public places. What are they always looking for? Just open and close to fulfill all righteousness. There are places in a car that dangerous weapons can be hidden. -KAA #kaa_truths
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Moshood A. Hassan retweeted
🚨WORLD CHAMPIONS!!!🚨 The Flamingos of Nigeria have won the FIFA U17 Women's World Cup, becoming the first Nigerian female team to win a World title!! Full time Japan 🇯🇵 1 - 2 Nigeria 🇳🇬 BEST IN THE WORLD!!
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Mind you, this guy never played a single match with Cristiano for the Portuguese national team. Yet, see how emotional and heartfelt his tribute is. ❤️
Muito difícil escrever-te uma despedida nestes termos. Nada soa como deve ser, nem consegue transmitir o que fizeste por nós ou por mim, enquanto país, cidadãos ou jogadores/desportistas. Muito menos agradecer-te da forma devida. É me inconcebível deixar-te ir assim e dizer apenas «vais fazer muita falta» ou “foste enorme, vamos ter muitas saudades”. Quando, na verdade, ganhaste o direito de continuar a fazer o que mais gostas, por quem gostas, onde gostas e durante quanto tempo quiseres. Mas, claro está, não te posso deixar de dedicar algumas palavras num momento em que te despedes de uma carreira ao nível das seleções, onde vivi, provavelmente, um dos maiores prazeres da minha vida. Para ser sincero, não sei o que será mais significativo para mim: ter representado Portugal ou ter partilhado contigo o balneário e tantos outros momentos. Pode parecer excessivo, mas é esta a grandeza que vejo em ti. Porquê? Talvez porque, quando cheguei ao Sporting (porque também tu foste lá formado, escolhido a dedo pelo Sr Aurélio Pereira), ainda miúdo, eras tu quem estava nas bocas do mundo, fosse no United ou já no Euro 2004. Tinha eu 9 anos!!! Talvez porque, quando cheguei a profissional, no mesmo clube que tu, depois de 10/11 anos a ouvir falar de ti e a beber daquilo que tu bebeste, enquanto conquistavas inúmeros troféus individuais e coletivos, como infinitas Bolas de Ouro e Champions, percebi o quão difícil e incrível era chegar onde eu tinha chegado. Talvez porque, quando te conheci, ao contrário do que acontece com muita gente, percebi o quão inteligente, ambicioso, humildade q.b. e diferente és. E aceitei perfeitamente isso, assim como todos os teus defeitos. Defeitos esses que também te ajudaram a ser o melhor de sempre. Talvez porque começaste a jogar futebol antes de mim, eu já estou nos 30’s e tu continuas a jogar, a um nível incrivelmente bom. E mais de metade do mundo não faz ideia da dificuldade que isso representa e do que exige. Talvez porque aquilo que fizeste e conquistaste nunca tinha sido visto por nenhum ser humano no mundo, muito menos por um português. E, há pouco, falei de Bolas de Ouro e Champions com uma leviandade e normalidade que não são, nunca foram, supostas ou sequer reais. Com isso, fizeste-me a mim e a milhões de portugueses falar, acreditar e viver o futebol e a vida de uma forma completamente distinta de tudo o que, até então, tinha sido possível. Fizeste-nos sonhar com coisas desde o teu primeiro Europeu com a Seleção. Tinha eu 9 anos!!!!! Como é possível sequer? E, novamente, talvez porque, ano após ano, sendo ora o 1.º, ora o 2.º melhor do mundo, estiveste sempre lá em cima, sustentado pela tua disciplina, arrogância necessária, crença e fé. Características com as quais me identifico bastante. Por estes poucos “talvez”, agradeço-te muito por ter partilhado tantos momentos contigo, dentro e fora do campo! Por teres sido quem foste e és! E por me teres inspirado a ser melhor durante toda a minha vida. Será sempre pouco dizer que vou sentir a tua falta dentro das quatro linhas… Mas, novamente, sou grato por ter vivido na mesma era que tu! E, como tu dizias, daqui a 20/30 anos vou estar numa taberna qualquer a falar de ti e daquilo que te vi fazer. Com todo o gosto. Obrigado Bicho ❤️
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Moshood A. Hassan retweeted
Things I thought everyone experienced until I found out I was neurodivergent:
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As my final act of love for Ronaldo, I will become the most disciplined,focused and obsessed version of myself. Win or lose does not matter, but I will never quit without a fight. No matter how bad it hurts, how lonely it gets, or how sad I feel, I will never give up on my dream.
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Ronaldo bouncing back to win the Ballon d’or in 2013 after 4 straights years losing to Messi is perhaps the most inspirational thing that happened to me growing up. He made me believe that with hard work, resilience & dedication, I can achieve anything irrespective of the odds.
Why Ronaldo fans will always be loyal to him
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Can’t even find a single fault in all he’s said. Everything is spot on! What’s “ayi-ay” though? 🧐
“It’s crazy how a manager couldn’t see eye to eye with Ronaldo!” 🤯 Cristiano Ronaldo has officially retired from international football. Watch the latest Overlap Daily episode at 4pm on YouTube or listen wherever you get your podcasts 🙌⚽️
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Moshood A. Hassan retweeted
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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Two interesting things I discovered this week are: 1. That you can get genuine court affidavits online from the Nigerian Federal High Court. A genuine one, not the ones those roadside people give you. The website has all sorts of affidavits, even ones I didn't know existed. 2. The National Population Commission has a working portal. You can register your newborn online and get a certified birth certificate that is accepted worldwide. You can do all these things without any bureaucracy. For 1, visit: portal.fhc.gov.ng/ For 2, visit: vitalreg-selfservice.nationa… Joseph Adedeji
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The narrator deserves his own award for being such a great storyteller.
Who is this man? Wow. This video will blow your mind away:
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15 years on this amazing platform! Happy Anniversary to me! #MyXAnniversary
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mofos will look you in the eye and tell you this guy isn’t even top 5 of all. The way fandom has eaten the brains of some football fans man 😭
Idk man you can decide for yourself
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Bro had Messi in top 3 and Ronaldo’s 2008 season all the way down in 7th. These are the “objective”, “reputable journalists” and “experts” who vote for football’s most prestigious awards btw. Folks clouded by hatred and envy. 😢
"He won everything that year... Manchester United also won everything." @Nicocantor1, @MichaelTimbs, @GeoffShreeves and @TMeola1 react to Cristiano Ronaldo winning the public vote for the greatest Ballon d'Or season of all time 🗳️
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Moshood A. Hassan retweeted
Paolo Maldini: No international trophy, Ballon d'Or or FIFA POTY. "Greatest defender ever." Ramos, Cannavaro and Beckenbauer with better CVs don't count. Johan Cruyff: No international trophy: "Top 3 in history. Greater than Maradona. Ronaldo, Platini and Zidane." Ronaldo: 3 international trophies, 5 Ballon d'Ors & FIFA POTY, multiple record holder. "He cannot be the greatest, not even top 5 in history." Ronaldo: "He's not the greatest goal-scorer ever. His goal per game ratio is inferior to Messi's." Messi: "Greatest assister in history." Game ratio (300+ more games) doesn't apply here. Ozil and Puskas with superior ratios don't count. These are opinions of "objective" and "respected" journalists—guys who shape narratives, set agendas and determine which players deserve awards. Julien Laurens was asked who the greatest player in Champions League is. His answer: "Messi". Quizzed on why he chose Messi, his response: "because he is the best ever." An "objective answer" from a "reputable" journalist. I get hit with the "contrarian" and "bias" tag for the sole reason of nonconformity. I chose to use my brain; question historical accounts, popular opinions and narratives that shape mindset of people, not only in sports but life in general. I detest herd/mob mentality with every fiber of my being. One of my favorite saying: "An individual in a mob is more intelligent than the mob. He doesn't realize it cos he outsourced his brain to the mob." For once, use your brains. Try it 😊
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At this point, they’re doing this thing deliberately. They’re just ragebaiting us, both Band A and non Band A customers.
Dear Esteemed Customer, We apologise for falling short of the expected minimum service level of 20 hours on the Band A feeders below for October 27th and 28th, 2026.
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Usain Bolt is the only right answer to this question. Not Messi. Not Federer. Not Tyson. Not Tiger Woods. Usain Bolt!
Who's the most unstoppable athlete you've ever seen in his prime? Not the greatest career, just the guy where the other team had zero answers and everybody watching knew it. Any sport.
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Phelps, definitely. Don’t know how I forgot him. Maybe Carlsen too. I don’t consider Chess a sport though so I don’t see him as an “Athlete”. No disrespect to you guys. It’s a game, not a sport. Muhammad Ali was definitely not unstoppable, lol. I love him to death sha.
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Can we have "freeze panes" for jpg tables please?
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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Olohun lo maa halaka yin eyin were yii!
Dear Esteemed Customer, We apologize for falling short of the expected minimum service level of 20 hours on the Band A feeders below for October 25th and 26th, 2026.
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